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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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you change it into a purple pile of gold because you are both on LSD, it was never a pinapple to begine with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could shoot spagetti out of my fingertips

Horus was weak, Abbadon was a fool, but I Karkan, chosen of the chaos gods, shall conquer Terra, I shall kill the false emperor. Under my blood stained banner, chaos shall rule the universe

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u can shoot spagetti out your finger tips but it gets stuck in your mouth and kills u by suffication.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish my wish for a purple pineapple was actually a wish for a red penguin

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Jagex comes out with them but suprise your computer crashes and you are forced to get a stinky one that goes so slow that you can't get on runescape EVER!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could remember to put my pencils in my pocket b4 i leave for school

96% of teens will not stand up for Christ. If you're one of the 4% that will, put this in your signature.

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Off-topic: Macintosh can't crash! HAHAHA!!! I win!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On-topic: You remember once, but sit down and pencils stab into your thigh, causing lead posioning and you have your leg amputated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could control the passage of time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Freezes time* lol *unfreezes time, except for the next person to post*

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you did, but a warp hole apeared inside of your stomach sucking all objects inside

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had more Dr Pepper

Horus was weak, Abbadon was a fool, but I Karkan, chosen of the chaos gods, shall conquer Terra, I shall kill the false emperor. Under my blood stained banner, chaos shall rule the universe

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You find a job working for Chuck Norris, but then one day you tick him off and he roundhouse kicks you to the face killing you instantly. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that i could get some trix without chuck norris punching me in the face (see below for refrence)

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The kids do finally give the bunny the trix, but they laced it with poison. Thus the bunny dies, and the kids nail him to a cross and burn him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there were more bunnies to kill..

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In Khazakstan we say God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, Rat and small cockroach..

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There are more bunnies to kill, but they are supernatural bunnies that kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my parents don't find out about my grade(50%)

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but "They're Grrreat!" :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was better at claymation than I am currently

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(in relation to earlier posts about Trix: This is from Family Guy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Peter: This is almost as disturbing as that Japanese Trix commercial!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Kids: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

 

 

 

>Rabbit: NO! YOU SHARE! *Rabbit dives at kid and punches him out of chair, punches a second away from table, and finnaly snaps the third kid's neck, grabs cereal, and runs off*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh look, I found it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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You get better at Claymation then you are, but eventually Assassin bunnies from Germany shoot you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was 4 inches taller.

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You are, but then you keep growing ang growing anf growing until the goverment's Sea Monster Responce Team, who is NOT a waste of money, find you and coveres you with seaweed, attacks you and sticks you in a cage with a rabid monkey and a depressed chimp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly without dieing or getting hurt, pained, caged, captured, flogged, beaten, bruised, sewn, chickened, flapped, or anything bad in any way, whatsoever. Please.

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