You can always wish, but it won't happen.

 

 

 

I wish I WOULDN'T get a phat. (Clever, eh?)

but you do...only to find our its a fake and it crubles in your hand...

 

 

 

i wish that every one on tip it forums will die then get ressurected :P

*everyone dies and comes back to life...... exept you*

 

 

 

I wish I had a dollor.

you get a dollar but it is counterfit and you try spending it and recieve 20 years in jail.

 

 

 

i wish more people knew that pi is a number and it isn't the same as pie

Wish granted: you go to a restauaunt and the waiter puts down that you want a pie for dissert, but he comes back with a strip of paper saying 3.14.

 

 

 

I wish people used alot of smilies :!:

They do!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :roll: :wink: ... :arrow:

 

 

 

 

 

but then they all run away exept one who is the twisted one ( :twisted: )

 

and it destroys you and then runs away!!!!! Muhahahahahaha

 

 

 

I wish that all of my runescape lvls went to infinity :!:

they do but your game laggs you off runescape every time you log on due to the internet requirements to transfer infinaty

 

 

 

i wish the first person didn't make a wishso nobody would've made a wish

they do but your game laggs you off runescape every time you log on due to the internet requirements to transfer infinaty

 

 

 

i wish the first person didn't make a wishso nobody would've made a wish

granted.......but you made a paradox so you get murdered by some idiots for telling them a word that they didnt understand.

 

 

 

I wish wyvern wasnt a mushroom

OK!!!... but he turns into a peice of pie and I eat it!!!!! :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I lived in a mansion!!!!!!

ok you live in a mansion that is scedualed to be demolished tommorow.

 

 

 

i wish i could make a wish that wouldn't be corrupted.

Too bad it isn't possible

 

 

 

I wish for a rake

You can have your friggen rake, but its the generic brand and it breaks when you first touch it.

 

 

 

I wish that I could kill every person who is like mining lvl 500 that steals my rock when I'm mining and gets it in one touch in Runescape.

You kill everyone, make armor, and then you get hacked.

 

 

 

I wish for a tv show about me.

You get it, but it gets cancelled before the first show.

 

 

 

I wish I could own microsoft.

you do buy since everyone realizes that both linux and mac are better then the stock crashes and it gets bought bu sun microsystems

 

 

 

i wish i was not a dork...

I make you not a dork and then two seconds do something dorkish (nice job :roll: )

 

 

 

I wish I could eat more pie!

you choke on all the pie and die from a bad rhyme and the asphyxiation

 

 

 

i wish i had some more time to do wahtever...

You get more time but you got too much time and died from not having anything to do with all your time

 

 

 

I wish i had a maneatting pony that wouldnt harm me

you get one, but as it grows into a beautiful horse, you find out it's a carnivore. you run, but your leg suddenly, unexplainedly snaps, causing the pony to eat everything but that nasty leg.

 

 

 

i wish i was mexican....

granted but then hitler came back and is prejudiced against mexicans instead of jews

 

 

 

i wish i know what to wish for

think and u'll know :D

 

 

 

i wish that 1 of my suggestions on rs forum comes true ...

Yup. Now you can finaly get pked with that pker stopping pie.

I wish that my cat become a hell cat in real life.

it does then it kills and eats you then my cat rules the whole world

 

 

 

i wish my cat runes the whole world

 

 

 

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dorkvader

 

"the egyptians worshipped cats as gods and they'll never let us forget it"