bigsword33 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 you do but it crashes and you take back your old one! i wish i could fly and land properly and could control myself in the air and that nothing could hit me if i didn't want it to (like a force field) and i couldn't crash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 You can, but you're too lazy to fly. I wish I had $1342098.24 I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 u find it in a suitcase and wen u opened it the money flew out and away i wish i had food in my mouth and im chewing thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicsonaike Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 u eat a live lobster without taking it out of its shell and die with a moving stomach i wish i was a little bit taller New RSN - Dirty_S0uth5 (Ranger Mage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mp3 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 you becoem a bit taller , go through a low door and get urself killed , by htiting ur head at the top off it .. I wish my cat woudl me immortal , friendly , wouldnt poop , eat , sleep ( wouldnt want to ). http://www.theninja-rpg.com/images/galleri/sensei.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iconoLatry Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 it becomes all that but once it does, it walks into the middle of the road and gets hit by a transport i wish for a lag free runescape RSN: Aka Tricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 It's not laggy for you, but it is for everyone else, so you can't buy anything because everyone is lagging and you later quit. I wish my project on "The Layers of the Earth" was done, which I'm supposed to be doing since it's due tomorrow and I haven't even started, and I got an A+, my teacher liked it, it didn't blow away, combust, explode, burn, get eaten, or ripped, and I already got a grade on it and my teacher didn't change it later or the grade didn't get deleted. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 as soon as u get to skool u realise u lost it i wish i was the smartest person in the world (wat am i on about i alreddy am) i wish i and every1 else didnt have any lag ever thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull912000 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Now, the kill rate of pkers goes up 40%. You, being a pker, get skulled and get pked yourself. You happended to have everything that you owned in your invintory. I wish there were no more pkers. Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guile9 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 there no more pkers but the thirst for blood causes everyone to go insane and now everyone lives in a padded room somewhere in denver i wish i had 1billion gp in my bank and noone could killme or hack my account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolgool Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Your logged on at your friends house.. He/she tackles you and make you drop all of your stuff, and immediatly shut down the comp. I wish that RuneScape becomes all members for 1 day... The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprinklator Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 It becomes all members for a day, but after that, f2p is erradicated Brain wish damage I have didn't. (I wish I didn't have brain damage) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Drugs and surgery are devised to treat your brain damage. Unfortunately, your family goes broke paying for these things and you end up living on the streets. You later find out that you have diabetes. One day, you accidentally inject too much insulin and are unable to eat enough food to keep your blood sugar high enough. The resulting low blood sugar level causes permanent brain damage :cry: I want a turkey sandwich. Now, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got that? (bonus points to whoever can identify who first said this and where :D ) Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death45 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Drugs and surgery are devised to treat your brain damage. Unfortunately, your family goes broke paying for these things and you end up living on the streets. You later find out that you have diabetes. One day, you accidentally inject too much insulin and are unable to eat enough food to keep your blood sugar high enough. The resulting low blood sugar level causes permanent brain damage :cry: I want a turkey sandwich. Now, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got that? (bonus points to whoever can identify who first said this and where :D ) Yah whatever! Your turkey sandwich has been spoiled for three months and as you take the first bite the rank odor knocks you in a coma for the rest of your life. My wish is that everybody would stop making dumb wishes and start wishing for sensible things, such as to be Master Of All Dimensions(that is not my wish and will never be for my mind is so corrupted i already think i have everything and couldn't ask for more). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Ok then when everyone starts making sensible wishes, Jagex comes along, see's what we want and adds all that into Runescape. To do this however they need to wipe everyone accounts so we pretty much all got pwned. I wish that Santa Claus was real (Disclaimer - If you are under the age of thirteen but still on these forums, he is really real and don't listen to what I say. I'm just a random person on the other side of the world from you.) Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 santa is real but he's the santa from furturama so he blows everyones head off :ohnoes: i wish santa wasn't real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurpy17 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 sorry buddy, santa is real :lol: i wish that was a santa hat, instead of a red bead and ashes just a few seconds ago :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 it was, but someone grabbed it before you did i wish for three more wishes Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 YOU FOOL! THE APOCOLPYSE IS NOW UPON US! Run for your lives arrggghhh! I wish I would stop burning!!!!! Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Rule_21 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 i cast a spell to cool you down but instead it burns you to a higher heat and you melt over the floor i wish my bf would apologise :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noname713 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 oh that's not fair...only a completely heartless person with a conscience of stone would corrupt that wish :cry: he does apologize, but later on down the road he makes a mistake that a simple apology won't fix i wish i wasn't a completely heartless person with a conscience of stone Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuBai Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 As the stonyness of your heart falls away you fall in love with a girl/guy/sheep (cross out inappropriate), who scams you for everything...and then shoots/stabs/baas (cross out innapropriate) you to death I whish i had complete controll of reality and infinite power. Just as, you know, a passing desire...i hadn't really thought about it before...MUHAHAHAHA ZE WORLD IZ MINE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Well if the world is yours..... can I have a cookie? No you say?!?! *Pulls out a gun* Give me a freakin cookie!!!!!!! *Bang* *Boom* *Ba - Ding* I wish there was no war and just peace and love. :3> Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacab Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 All the peace and love causes everyone to go massively insane and suicide pacts become the norm I wish my crush would like me. :-$ We don't rebel to sell it just suits us well, we're the bright young things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 She did like you... till she read this!!!! I wish that I could fly :3> Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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