Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Corvus]

it does but you get sentanced to a life of spelling tutoring.

 

i wish i didn't forget a wish the first time.

[bull912000]

You wish that the person skips your wish.

 

 

 

I wish that I could use a pen in math.

[bull912000]

Opps, clicked the button twice accidentaly.

[Corvus]

your wish is granted but now you get the answer wrong so many times you run out of white out and your paper becomes a colored piece of paper.

 

i wish you wouldn't double post

[dorkvader]

he gets banned for double posting but you get banned for the same thing because your computer cant help it after my cat gets into it.

 

 

 

i wish my hand would stop bleeding after i get rips (where skin peels off in large clumps after a long practice on hibar and or rings)

[Guest AshKaYu]

(Nezik, real nice corruption on page 17 -____-)

 

 

 

Your hands don't bleed, your head does.

 

 

 

I wish for enough water to make sure everyone can have a drink.

[Corvus]

ok but there is a deadly level of lead in every sip.

 

 

 

i wish i dont have to drink the water.

[bull912000]

You decide instead to drink the flavored leaded water.

 

 

 

I wish my room were clean.

[Guest Nezikchened]

( My corruption? Thank you 8) )

 

You wanted your room to be clean so bad that you started to clean the room. After you wasted a month at it, you realyze that you're in the wrong room and your room is twice as bad as the room was before you cleaned it.

 

 

 

I wish that the next person makes a wish, bwahaha.

[dorkvader]

i do but then your head explodes from the paradox

 

 

 

i wish i was making better than a b in french

[kamikaze914]

you get a b in french but a meteor the size of a pea lends on your grade card burning the grade you got in french

 

 

 

i wish i had a wish to wish for a better wish

[dorkvader]

i said over a b

 

 

 

you do but it is to wish for somthing stupid and you end up wasting it like everyone else

 

 

 

i wish my sport wasmore recognized for its difficulty

[megadedhed]

your sport started to get recognized aas being dificult, then a kid dies and it gets sued and the sport becomes illegal

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could eat a piece of steak....and not get sick

[dorkvader]

lol not likeley 2 people have died in gymnastics in the last 40 years

 

you eat teh steak and choke and die form asphyxiation it was the best stake you ever had though i would never eat little bits of wood though...(lol)

[Guest Nezikchened]

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...I wish the person above me would have made a wish...

[godsfearme]

He changes his post and makes a wish. But it is uncorrptable

 

 

 

I wish my cookie will be given to me soon.

[dorkvader]

its an almost microscopic digital cookie at the end of this scentance.

 

 

 

sorry for not wishing i forgot

 

 

 

i wish i would not forget to wish again

[Corvus]

you do but you forget to hit submit every time

 

 

 

i wish i could win this game

[Dominatr]

Keep wishing :P

 

I wish TV didn't exist

 

nice trick, eh? :twisted:

[dorkvader]

you regret it later while millions of people form a mob and lynch you

 

 

 

i wish my school diddnt block runescape on its blocked sites.

[Guest AshKaYu]

Your school doesn't block RuneScape, but it blocks the Internet.

 

 

 

I wish they weren't stopping the French Immersion program ;_;

[Darkluniux]

They didnt stop that, you now are an expert on french, congratulation =)

 

Now you country have a war with France, you only can speak french now and the soldiers killed you because they confused you with a french xD

 

 

 

I wish be the grand master of the Templar Knights

[dorkvader]

for that you have to return to the middle ages in like the 1400s before the templars were secularized... or somthing. you have all sorts of dumb stuff - no tv no cell phone no phone no computer no electricity no runescape no cars no bikes. hard labor in feilds. bad food and all that fun stuff!

 

 

 

i wish my computer worked better

[Order_of_Potato_Master]

Congratulations! your computer work better and you got 300gb/s internet velocity! =)

 

 

 

Unfortunaly you donnot instaled an antivirus, you computer is full of ad ware and spyware, the geek of your school controlled your web cam while you are picking your nose and published the video. Congratulations =) you computer is with virus and you're the idiot of the city =)

[dorkvader]

lol. i am the geek of the school (or dork actually)

 

 

 

you diddnt wish

 

 

 

i wish people would remember to wish