Jayisme Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Chicken Crossing Road - Post your ideas on "Why did he cross the road" - Do not get into Flam War, just be neat and clean. ================================ - Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" - To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. - Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. - It was a historical inevitability. - Chicken did think that he should cross the road. - He was being chased by BOB the Jagex Cat. Have fun. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbobart Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 To get to the other side, and that's a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Because he was being chased by Snopes. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniseCookies Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 He was being chased by Bubsa :wink: Or He saw cabbage at the other end :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 He was being chased by Bubsa :wink: Or He saw cabbage at the other end :P Mmm. Chicken and cabbage fajita... This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antrune Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 He was being chased by Bubsa :wink: Or He saw cabbage at the other end :P Mmm. Chicken and cabbage fajita... A nice bit of shicken :D And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid. John Lewis is a great, great shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 i could of sworn ive seen this topic before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogspoons Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 http://www.chickenjoke.com CANE Just to be different. Think about it. A freaking Dragon Cane with a Dragonstone gem.The spec will simply your character equiping a glove and beachslapping the enemy, who will break down and do the Cry emote for 10 seconds straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007007008plp Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 because....he saw his friend on the other side and wanted to say hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 When will the day come where a chicken will have the freedom to cross the road at will, without having their intentions questioned or doubted? That's the real question. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniseCookies Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 You know, I was once watching Discovery Channel ( :shock: ) And they had a show on chickens and how they are biased of being scared. Ex: "You're such a chicken!! haha!" It was pretty funny. They say that chickens arn't that dumb :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_D_G_E_1039 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Because he had bubble gum stuck to his [wagon]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyco Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Because he saw this topc ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Because Colonel Sanders was hot on his tail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audee Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 the chicken want to feel what is it like to get banged by vehicles :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo_killer6 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 the chicken crossed the road to help me kill elmo who was hiding on the other side :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcticrunite Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Actually, he was a rooster, and was dared to cross the road by a chicken to prove he was a rooster and not a chicken ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 just so you guys know im not going crazy (im already there, ha ha): http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=81856&highlight=chicken+cross+road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayisme Posted November 9, 2005 Author Share Posted November 9, 2005 Bring Up My Post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamepro_00 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Why did the chicken cross the road? You see, a chicken's perception of of the definition of "space" is very different from mine or yours. Whereas we understand the linear definition of the boundries of the pavement and can make judgements on the future direction of moving objects, vehicles, if you will, the chicken may only see an unconneted patchwork of shapes and movemnets. It is my deduction therefore that the chicken doesn't even KNOW he's crossing what we would call a "road". Got that from a "Get Fuzzy" comic strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire_skulll300 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 the chicken liked roadkill (\/) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.(O.o) cabbage rools(><) my sig is cool, if you agree put this in your sig. *is too lazy to animate*^the bunny is back! yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeplayer2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 bob the jagex cat was chacing him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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