Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (11) Retech: the elves agree to join you. all except for 2, who are beaten to near death and brought back to the lairs. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Umbra has 5 gems right? 2 protection from physical 2 for magical and 1 to heal me. Umbra tells the minions to have mini duels, the victors will have the smiths forge them perfect iron armor and weapons, and they will become the captains of the guard, only 5 guards are to be chosen, as thats all I have left. Umbra puts on his skull mask and armor and leaves to scout around with his 10 minions, who are also equipped with perfect iron weapons and armor. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ned continues searching for birds, wondering how the gnomes failed an orgie. The gnomes once again attempt an orgie. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Grim attempts again to teach them to eat rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (13) Umbra: this is done with perfection. you now have 5 minion captains and a slight healing regeneration. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Jen returns to her lair and asks the dwarves to make ten sets of plate robes, ten wizard hats, and ten quarterstaves. She also asks them to make another fifty dwarven armor/weapon sets, which will take how long? She gets the dwarves near her lair to prepare housing for the elves, luxury housing (so this is my "good" tactic, since elves seem rare and powerful). Jen asks them for their abilities (are they good at bows, swordsmanry, magic, etc) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (14) Mather: damnit mather, i wanted you to try and find another gnome cage, not make the gnomes have sex!... it works, and you gain 50 new gnome children. you find another eagle, opposite sex of the one before.(8) Grim: you fail to teach them to eat rocks, but you do stop them from trying to eat you. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Umbra and his 10 minions go out scouting Any weird metal from the miners is to be given and identified by the smiths. The smiths also practice on the dull iron to increase smithing ability. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (11) Retech: elves are masters of the bows, and can easily use magical abilities. ( whata about the 2 dissenters?) the items will take 3 actions, but the hats are ready now. they are rare, as most elves are not corrupt enough to join with any type of overlord. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Grim again attempts to teach the gnomes to eat rocks he has his people hold a feast in honor of the joining of the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ned and his guards attempts to tame the eagle. Meanwhile the gnomes attempt to recover from any soreness created by the previous actions then goes back to mining, hoping to strike coal. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (ICU, the smiths are perfectionalists, they know everything of the trade. if you want better results, get more of em.)(10) you find a wierd metal, immediatly identified as einherjarium. you find nothing while scouting Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ares takes his loot back to his lair, and identifiies the artifact to be a health artifact. Ares creates five smith minions, and sends all of his slaves to the mine to gather minerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I tell them to put it to the side for now They're to use the rest of the iron and make a large statue of me in the lair, as a morale booster for minions, and oppression for the slaves. I continue to scout. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Jen releases the two dissenters, and says that any elves that wish to leave may do so, but that great rewards remain for those who stay. She reminds them of their accomadations, and tells them they will be leading armies soon. Meanwhile, Jen asks fifty dwarves to go digging to try and find and stockpile metals, for preperation for a war machine. Jen, her fifty dwarves, and 30 human soldiers, go scouting for something to fight, to pass the time. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 Ross, i rolled for that, check the page before, or the one before that.(8) Grim: you finnaly figgure out how to to teacj gnomes rock eating. the feast goes okay(11) mather, you find a small seqam of coal. Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Grim asks the gnomes to follow him and if they agree he has them look for a place to mine certain materials (how much livestock do I have?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 The gnomes begin hauling coal to the forge, minnions then try to light the furnace and make an anvil. Ned continues the attempt to tame the eagle. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Okay then. Ares has the smiths start creating wire frames in the shape of human skeletons. The slaves are again being sent to mine, and the minions are scouting for something interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (12) Umbra: you find a usefull metal, a floating type, that may be used in war machines. the statue is created.(12) Retech: you come across a refrence for a new minion hive. (this will have a harder to find amount of artifacts.) it needs to be decifered, but it seems best to wait until the war machine is finished ( a note on the elfen comanders, they control the same ammout of minions you fo. so you now have 60 minions unbder your banner) Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 I tuck it away and continue to scout. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 (War machine is more like, her armies, not a literal war machine) Jen asks her dwarven smiths to create small daggers for her minions. Once this is done, as are the rest of her armor and weapons, then she goes with her elven commanders, 100 dwarves, 30 humans, and 60 minions to find this new minion hive. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth Posted March 6, 2010 Author Share Posted March 6, 2010 (edited) gimme a sec, i need a break every once in a while!(7) Grim: you lose a minions life suddenly, for no reason. apparently he slit his own throuat by accident ( you have 30 cows.)(11) Mather: the coal hauling goes well, and you find a new seam.(10) Ross: the minions find a big demon bear thing, not as bad as umbra's tho. the skeletons are finished. the slaves find some good iron. about 10 bars of it. Edited March 6, 2010 by earthsage Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Grim summons another minion and then has the gnomes mine various minerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 We only post, you may use your time responding. The gnomes continue hauling and everyone else reatempts what they just tried to do. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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