That sheep one sounds amazing.

Hmmm... First day of Spring Break for me is April Fool's Day... Well then... Who wants to shove a spoon up my [wagon] first?

 

 

Lol. Last year, I pulled off this amazing prank. See, what I did was, I took this cat and *removed* Keep it clean or I'll wtfpwn you. ~Das

Lol. Last year, I pulled off this amazing prank. See, what I did was, I took this cat and *removed* Keep it clean or I'll wtfpwn you. ~Das

 

Nice try but

1) i've never used the word pwn nor do i wtfpwn, i just dominate.

2) I always use the largest font

3) I'm sober tonight so if a story was *That* bad, i'd probably do more than remove it

 

Moral of the story: Not cool

 

 

edit: it's also missing the edit by line....

Edited March 31, 201016 yr by Das
oh noes, not a fake edit

That sheep one sounds amazing.

 

Apparently my high school had a bit of a fault when they tried to pull this prank six or seven years ago. Some kids released pigs 1, 2, and 4 like planned. They ended up finding four pigs.

That sheep one sounds amazing.

 

Apparently my high school had a bit of a fault when they tried to pull this prank six or seven years ago. Some kids released pigs 1, 2, and 4 like planned. They ended up finding four pigs.

...

 

Anyways, I think it would be funny to post fliers all around a school with random internet memes on them; such as All your base are belong to us, the cake is a lie, etc...

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

That's a prank a friend pulled on me a few years back... it was amazing!

 

 

 

I went to her place for a school project thingy, and "over-heard" (today I know they wanted me to...) a small conversation between her and her twin brother, saying he's going out to surprise his girlfriend, ending it with a very enthusiastic "bye!"

 

Anyhow, we started working on the project, when she suddenly said that her mother picked an old lady off the streets the other day. I was like "Oh, that's so nice", and she said "Actually, she's here... wanna see her?"

I was kind of shocked, and figured there's no real reason for me to want to meet her, so I replied with a "no". Then she said that her mother found the wife's (or widow's) huasband's ID in her pocket, and searched a little, and found out that he was murdered in front of the lady's eyes, and that shocked, she simply hit the ground, damaging her spine, up to the point where her whole body is paralized, except for her neck and head.

 

She then said that the murdering occured in their (the couple's) apartment, located in a second story of an old building, and that the wife apparently saw a girl out the window while it happend, wearing our school uniform (me and my friend's school uniform). I remember asking why they don't get the police involved, but unfortunately don't remember the answer (I remember it was a good one because the police part didn't bug me any more). Anyway, she asked me again if I wanted to see her, perhaps see if she could recognize me as the girl from the window, and with a little convincing from her and her mother, I finally agreed.

 

They took me to the next room where I saw a female figure covered shoulders to toes with a blanket, wearing a red hat and a pair of black sunglasses. I quietly and afraid approached the female figure, when my friend kept on telliing me what to say. "How are you?" "Is everything okay?" "Don't be afraid of me"

 

My friend kept telling me what to ask, to each questions I was replied with the lady's head either tilting up and down, or side to side (representing "yes" and "no"). My friend told me to get closer and see if she could recognize me- After my face and the figure's "face" (you'll understand soon) got very close, my friend told me to ask whether or not she recognizes me from somewhere "Do you recognize me somehow?" I remember asking.

 

Her faces kept nodding, constantly, when I got a bit closer, shocked. A second later her "head" (more accurately, my friend's twin brother's legs) suddenly rised really fast towards my face when I released a scream. My heart beat really hard for about 10 minutes, and then I just couldn't stop laughing.

 

 

It was truely the best prank anyone had ever pulled on me :).

 

 

[hide=To those of you who wish to recreate the prank]

Here's what you need-

-Some people's help (preferably one of them being an adult, which helps credibility).

-Access to your house, ofcourse.

-A free room.

-A good execuse for why the police isn't involved. I don't remember what they used, I'll edit the post if I will.

-A blanket, a pair of black sunglasses, and a hat, preferably made of wool.

-You'll also need a brown/white scarf, which will be used to disguise someone as that lady. Explained later.

-Possibly 2 fruits to make the figure appear more femenin-like.

-Someone you could prank ;).

 

Here's how it's done-

-For the disguise, you'll cover someone from the head down, and let the feet our of the blanket. You'll then wrap his/her feet with the scarf your prepared which will create the illusion of a skin, put on the sunglasses and the hat, and there you go.

-If you want, you can help convince the pranked by finding an execuse for the disguised' to "get out of the house", and then use a friend to disguise him/her while you explain about the lady found on the streets in another room.

-Roll the prank :).[/hide]

You wear a school uniform? :thumbsup:

I need a prank I can pull at school. Ideas?

 

Buy hundreds of crickets from the local pet store (should only cost a few dollars), show up early, then release a few dozen at a time into different points in the school. If enough of them survive to breed and infest, lawsuits will ensue.

Fix'd

 

That's why he shows up early. They can't do a damn thing if they don't know he did it :twisted:

All they have to do is go to the local pet store and ask if a highschool aged kid bought 100+ crickets...would be pretty easy to find you then.

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:  

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

If the mods are encouraging you to, then so should I :P. Do it Tripsis ;).

The pressure's building, Tripsis. One of us! One of us! One of us!

 

 

I need a prank I can pull at school. Ideas?

 

Buy hundreds of crickets from the local pet store (should only cost a few dollars), show up early, then release a few dozen at a time into different points in the school. If enough of them survive to breed and infest, lawsuits will ensue.

Fix'd

 

That's why he shows up early. They can't do a damn thing if they don't know he did it :twisted:

All they have to do is go to the local pet store and ask if a highschool aged kid bought 100+ crickets...would be pretty easy to find you then.

 

They're not even going to know it was a prank. My school has a roach infestation as a result of April Fool's a few years ago, and they never once believed that anyone had planted them there.

I need a prank I can pull at school. Ideas?

 

Buy hundreds of crickets from the local pet store (should only cost a few dollars), show up early, then release a few dozen at a time into different points in the school. If enough of them survive to breed and infest, lawsuits will ensue.

Fix'd

 

That's why he shows up early. They can't do a damn thing if they don't know he did it :twisted:

What school do you go to? Here in Texas our schools have locks and cameras.

Then expel you for bringing gang-related danger in school. :roll:

Lulz

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:  

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

It wouldn't work with me because my mum would be like: 'Wait... someone had sex with you?' O_O Which is a completely inconceivable concept tbh :P

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:  

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

It wouldn't work with me because my mum would be like: 'Wait... someone had sex with you?' O_O Which is a completely inconceivable concept tbh :P

 

I see with you did there :-#

 

April Fool's at my school usually doesn't go beyond the "Your shoelaces are untied". It is stil funny to do though. :geek:

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:  

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

It wouldn't work with me because my mum would be like: 'Wait... someone had sex with you?' O_O Which is a completely inconceivable concept tbh :P

 

I see with you did there :-#

 

April Fool's at my school usually doesn't go beyond the "Your shoelaces are untied". It is stil funny to do though. :geek:

LOL I didn't see what I did there until you pointed it out

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

It wouldn't work with me because my mum would be like: 'Wait... someone had sex with you?' O_O Which is a completely inconceivable concept tbh :P

 

I see with you did there :-#

 

April Fool's at my school usually doesn't go beyond the "Your shoelaces are untied". It is stil funny to do though. :geek:

LOL I didn't see what I did there until you pointed it out

Lol'd :lol:

Well, I see what tip.it did for their April Fool's joke :razz: This should be a permanent skin!

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:  

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

It wouldn't work with me because my mum would be like: 'Wait... someone had sex with you?' O_O Which is a completely inconceivable concept tbh :P

Honestly I'm scared rofl :XD: I'd feel like it was an actual confession and if I actually were pregnant, I'd be scared [cabbage]less to tell my mom! I'm silly like that :XD: I'll see how I feel tomorrow lol.

I considered telling my mom I'm pregnant.. but I don't think I will :P

 

Oh, please do! That would be the ultimate heart stopper for your mum. :lol:  

That would be epic. I sincerely think you should, tripsis. :mrgreen:

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

 

It wouldn't work with me because my mum would be like: 'Wait... someone had sex with you?' O_O Which is a completely inconceivable concept tbh :P

Honestly I'm scared rofl :XD: I'd feel like it was an actual confession and if I actually were pregnant, I'd be scared [cabbage]less to tell my mom! I'm silly like that :XD: I'll see how I feel tomorrow lol.

 

Tomorrow's too late :shame: :shame: ...

Just leave a note on the bench or something so you don't have to do it face to face.

But then the prank is pointless...

No, cos I'd assume she'd call you and go nuts, then you can say "Haha, got ya, April fool's!"