Hex, Kirby isn't a pokémon, but anyways I think a wailord would do it (it's about the size of a football stadium) or you could try Arceus, the creator of the universe.

 

Wait, Nintendo's japanese... time to die!!!

(Joking btw.)

 

 

Retech, Kirby's a game character, not a cartoon character.

So China is working on Pokemon while it is allied to Japan :rolleyes:

 

Anywho, Kirby-

best opening move read:

http://users.aber.ac.uk/lug9/hege/hegemony/

 

(Hegemony minus all the rubbish.)

 

Then work out who the biggest threat is, then start building an army/navy/airforce.

Oh, and try to work out how IAG works, its all in the rules, if you have any specific questions then ask =D

Kirby, just be nice and we won't attack you.

Just be nice and we won't attack you.

Just be nice and we won't attack you yet.

I'm a man of my word. You can choose wether or not you wish to believe it, but think of this; when did I ever lie here?

So China is working on Pokemon while it is allied to Japan :rolleyes:

 

Ok, Mather.

I want a hundred pikachu's by tommorow!

And a Mew, and I don't care about animal cruelty, put them in balls that are too small for them!

 

My leader just wants to enter a quick comment.

I'm going to attack you, just let me rape some women

 

But in seriousnuss i'm creating 2500 bombs and am funding 2 billion into it.

The bombs are remote detonation black 2mx2mx2m boxes with a dynamo to measure movement and an almost impossible to de-arm system.

finished in one year.

Ah, you just earned a bonus Rayquaza given to everyone who buys 100+ Pikachus.

Yay!!!!!!

Pokemon!

I'm a man of my word. You can choose wether or not you wish to believe it, but think of this; when did I ever lie here?

You might not; Hex will. Allying yourself with him will drag you into a pointless conflict, when you have no real reason to ally yourself with him.

 

We all know he picked one of the superpowers just so he could declare war on everyone later.

I picked it because I realised that everyones IAG will be different at the start of the game.

Besides, China's pretty cool.

 

Training 30'000 people each year and producing the following.

30'000 AK-47's, 30'000 Glocks, 30'000 armour, 100 Transverse rotor planes, lots of bullets.

50 million each year.

Not denying that you're going to start a war then?

 

Guess I'll need to work out some defenses.

Everyones going to have a bit of a kerfuffle, just like in real life.

Also I deny that i'm going to start any war.

 

Dusty was right, you were going to build defences.

I refuse to accept your denial due to previous suspicions.

 

Yeah, I'm better at defensive tactics than offensive.

Congratulations, you saw right through me.

 

Everyones going to fight and have a bit of a battle, thats the fun of the game.

 

I'm not going to attack MrMegakirby though, unless Mather deems him a naughty boy.

All annexations are canceled.

50% funds from annexation are now going into reforming the Brazilian army, navy, and airforce. All the planes and tanks, boats, etc. will be modernized. All the previous vehicles from the disbanded army are going to be recycled into new weapons. The Brazilian department of defense is starting a contest for a new standard assault rifle, and carbine. The winning company will get a contract to produce.

A similar contract contest is starting for DM/sniper rifles.

We are also putting a large chunk of money into making the police force into one to be reckoned with, and to remove corruption. Crime is expected to fall dramatically with a police force that actually is effective.

Since most drugs are legalized, crime has already been on the down.

Another 600 billion is going into infrastructure, giving us around a 40% boost by the next 10 years.

 

Timeline:

Reformation of the army:

10% 4.16

20% 4.17

40% 4.18

60% 4.20

80% 4.21

100% 4.22

 

Gun contracts:

4.18

Police:

4.18

Working on rebuilding the Britannian military continues.

 

Colonial Militia recruitment offices are still being made available in every major city.

I will only deem Kirby "naughty" only if he:

 

1. Expands into the Asian continent.

2. Directly attacks me, Hex or any ally of us.

3. Makes a military pact with any enemy of us, exceptions are NAPs, peace, aggressivity and war.

I will join as Germany

 

Poseidon

Horst Koelor

'Das Lied der Deutschen'

Won FiFa world cup 2 times

29.1 billion euros

Ok Mather, also we should make a sort of really unfair treaty like the Treaty of Versailles, lol.

 

Posiden, fill that out at the bottom.

 

Country:

Player:

Leader Name:

National Anthem:

Random Fact:

IAG:

Treasury:

Infrastructure:

Germany is in the process of being annexed by France, you might want to pick a different country.

Hahahahaha! germany and france allying :P

But yeh, someone joined a country I was annexing. It adds a bit of interest to the game.

Germany is in the process of being annexed by France, you might want to pick a different country.

 

 

You may want to pick something other than Europe since the majority of the countries are being annexed by someone, and the few that aren't would prevent any expansion whatsoever.

 

 

 

Britannia begins annexing Norway and Iceland.

South Africa's reletivaly rich.

Break down of IAG/Budget

 

Army: 250b

Genetics+Modernisation=25b

Various science grants=25b

Nanotubes=50b

Hydrogen fuel cells etc=30b

Nuclear=100b

Infrastructure 600b

Gun Contracts: 2b

Police: 5b

Total Projects= 1087 billion

Treasury: 500 billion ish.