/obt/

[MstrMonopoly]

u have 2 do efficiency calculations for these girls

 

[2(hot rating) + humor value + how fun they are in bed)]/[bleep] factor + emotional stability (remember for this rating, higher is worse, ie less stable)

 

then divide the whole thing by gp/hr

[gremmy]

what about chaotic weapons?

[Saradomin_Mage]

Yeah, you gotta work out whether the rapier or longsword is better for that equation. Maul is out of the question. Gremmy has extensive experience.

[gremmy]

Yeah, you gotta work out whether the rapier or longsword is better for that equation. Maul is out of the question. Gremmy has extensive experience.

 

I certainly do;

 

I think we're all forgetting a most important factor of thesed sought-after weapons; the looks.

 

The Chaotic Longsword beats the Rapier by many lengths, as after several days of testing, I seem to be contacted by a lot more girls. I took both the Rapier and Longsword to the Grand Exchange in a high-populated world and tried to hook up with as many girls as possible:

 

I tried every line I have ever used in real life and tested on every girl around me - 1000 girls with Rapier, and 1000 girls with Longsword. With the Rapier I managed to get in touch with 763 girls, while the Longsword got me in contact with 895 girls. This is 132 more girls, or 13.2%, which more then the "marginally" superior difference it seems you have concluded. This is a fantastic discovery, and will help us in the future, when we need to do the final efficiency tests and really find out which weapon is the best.

 

I would like to thank my mom for helping me through this hard time, when the girls were being rough on me. I did this, however, for all of you to help you truly understand the strengths and weaknesses for each weapon.

 

Also, thank you #pr0s and #dutch_pride on IRC - these people are truly amazing and gave some good inputs on my tests.

 

I hope I helped.

 

PS: If you ask me, what really made a difference is the name of the Longsword, as this is similar to the male phallus, and might be more intriguing to today's somewhat willing girls around the planet.

 

That is exactly why we need to end this discussion by adding in the looks factor.

 

I have talked to my pal, and he's got the final results from the Maul, and they're just what I expected;

 

Out of the 1000 girls only 798 girls "took the bait" with the exact same scenario. We can't be sure, but, this might be because of the fact that the Maul is intimidating for the girls, because of its sheer size and masculinity - maybe we have a lot of feminist girls playing? But again this leads me to another source of error: my good friend Oropher84 mentioned that we cannot be sure how many of the Runescape girls actually are girls in real life. This means the results are a bit crooked, but still, in the big picture the Longsword is superior:

 

The Rapier has speed but low strength compared to the others; but it's barely got any game.

 

The Maul has very high strength but extremely slow speed; but it has more game then the Rapier.

 

The Longsword has high strength and decent speed; but this has more game then both of the others.

 

If we look at strength and speed factors the three weapons are pretty much equal - but the Longsword beats the two others in the most important factor, and is therefore the truly best weapon to get, so go save your 200k tokens, forget the Rapier, forget the Maul - the Longsword is the King of Chaotic Melee Weapons.

 

Thank you for listening.

[Saru Inc]

I live around bellflower.

 

California? Holy [cabbage] you live less than an hour away from me.

 

 

Hi my name is Obtaurian, and I have been in the program for 16 years. Through hard work and dedication, it has been 14 years since the last time I found a friend on a forum who lived close to me; went to their house and gutted them like a pig.

 

 

Repeat after me.

[Low C]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJU-v-uNLtQ

[Obtaurian]

im not an axe murderer :/

[krimi]

godfukindamit

 

Also, isn't "how fun they are in bed" the same as [bleep] factor? And if you have a better gp/hr do you get better results?

[Alg]

im not an axe murderer :/

You're a knife murderer

[Obtaurian]

im not an axe murderer :/

You're a knife murderer

 

why would i kill a knife? :/

[Saru Inc]

Because you're unstable.

[Obtaurian]

Because you're unstable.

 

I have your number. I know where you live. I'm not [bleep]ing unstable you [bleep]ing [bleep].

[Alg]

im not an axe murderer :/

You're a knife murderer

 

why would i kill a knife? :/

Okay, so are you a crazed gunman professional?

[Saru Inc]

Because you're unstable.

 

I have your number. I know where you live. I'm not [bleep]ing unstable you [bleep]ing [bleep].

 

 

And I know the exact location of the San Andreas fault. Oh hello Superman Movie. Oh hello there inspiration.

 

 

brb gotta go buy 3 nukes to strategically place.

[Quyneax]

Because you're unstable.

 

I have your number. I know where you live. I'm not [bleep]ing unstable you [bleep]ing [bleep].

 

 

And I know the exact location of the San Andreas fault. Oh hello Superman Movie. Oh hello there inspiration.

 

 

brb gotta go buy 3 nukes to strategically place.

Yellowstone. Fun.

[Obtaurian]

My [bleep]ing hero:

 

[Quyneax]

Awesome stuff. Thinking of an awesome solo to reply.

 

Well it seems I got my entire library to get through.

[Obtaurian]

 

[Pinkbullet3]

[CharlieBrown]

Pink vs Obt.

 

 

I'll let you decide who is who.

[Pinkbullet3]

I'd love to get slammed by Obt (who wouldn't?). I'll take the guy before anyone else can say who I am.

 

:smile:

[Saru Inc]

^^ That is amazing.

 

 

HOwever, not to put a strain on the validity of the .gif, but that was most likely a man dressed as a woman.

[CharlieBrown]

^^ That is amazing.

 

 

HOwever, not to put a strain on the validity of the .gif, but that was most likely a man dressed as a woman.

 

 

Troll.

[Pinkbullet3]

[spoiler=Lol.]

[Aiel]

everyone knows obt wears skirts :ugeek: