Quyneax Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Then what's with the police escort? Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 - her mom doesn't want me on the property for some reason, but i'm the only means of transportation- her mom would likely harm kelsie (she has in the past)- it would turn VERY ugly so we need the police to insure that we can get all of her stuff safely, with minimal argument. the big thing we need to get is the Mac laptop To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 screw the police, you need...DGS! we're equally proficient at sweeping possessions from houses and sweeping fire giants from GDs! DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 ... Which allows you to dungeoneer. I get it. But seriously, that's bad :(. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 the big thing we need to get is the Mac laptopQuoth Edison Chen ;) Hahaha sorry if I'm making light of this situation. Good luck with Operation Kelsiesweeper, reach a mission success and we'll have a big party on your blog! Wat. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 the big thing we need to get is the Mac laptopQuoth Edison Chen ;) Hahaha sorry if I'm making light of this situation. Good luck with Operation Kelsiesweeper, reach a mission success you'll gain 10,000 Kelsieneering xp! Wat.fixed. :thumbup: DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 That's not even level 30 :( In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 mission was semi-successful. no laptop, police were [bleep]s. whatever. i don't ever wanna think about this day again. To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 no laptop? that reduces your kelsieoneering modifier to +5% which is only enough for 7845 xp or 784 tokens :(you need 199216 more tokens for the chaotic condom, and thats not counting the tokens spent on upgrading your [bleep] of kinship. DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Definitely sounds like an experience though. Your next raid definitely needs some veteran Mothersweepers, can't risk a +5% bonus mod TWICE. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Recci Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Definitely sounds like an experience though. Your next raid definitely needs some veteran Mothersweepers, can't risk a +5% bonus mod TWICE.this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpy Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 you should remember to bind next time, and don't take randoms. :unsure: 92 Fishing | 92 Firemaking | 92 Dungeoneering | 99 Cooking100% FTP | 800+ Total | 19 Combat Optima dies.. prima fugit. .::. Forever a Harpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 you should remember to bind next time, and don't take randoms. :unsure:i hope those police officers didnt cook/eat food during your sweep. fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 probably spent the entire floor making kata bulletproof vests DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 [Attempting to kick/ban Police from this clan chat.] ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 i heard the mom made cave crabs for the cops :shame: fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpy Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 leme take a wild guess at the dad's first name...ballak? oh [bleep]. 92 Fishing | 92 Firemaking | 92 Dungeoneering | 99 Cooking100% FTP | 800+ Total | 19 Combat Optima dies.. prima fugit. .::. Forever a Harpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 obtaurian i love you. obtaurians girlfriend if you're reading this i love you too. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiel Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 leme take a wild guess at the dad's first name...ballak? oh [bleep].nah the boss was the parental trio, jimi had to use the corner lure then ggs the [cabbage] out of there before they comboed him DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers ringsQBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow partsCR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size....It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 I think there might be a tiny bit of innuendo in this thread. It's very subtle, so if you don't see it, it's okay. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 parental...trio? ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 i dont get it either faaptastic fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlordjl Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 parental...trio?Dad, Mom, and that one creepy Uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 aka LTK ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezkaton Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Just been catching up on my weekly dose of /obt/ and <3 You guys are all friggin epic... I'll go back to lurking now for another 100 pages or so. Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.2672nd person to reach 2496 total.Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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