MrGreens Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Oh she crazy.I don't know how anyone can resist the sexy charm of Jimothy. fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Lol, it's just a tiny little short story that I found amusing. And just to remind everyone, Kayla was the insane girl who I dated over New Years last year. So I'm at work, right? I'm ringing up a huge line of people at the register, and out of the corner of my eye I spy two people who look familiar. Now, I have bad eyesight and I only recognized the first person because he's black and gay (and don't you [bleep]ing tell me that you would not recognize your gay black friend from a mile away if you had one). When they got a little closer I saw that the girl he was with had big beautiful brown hair, and my first thought was OH SHIT LOL IS THAT KAYLA, and when she turned towards me I saw that it was her and lol'd on the inside. All of this happened in the space of maybe 5 seconds, and I'm still ringing a customer up so I look away from my gay black friend and my former fling to resume my work. A few seconds later I hear someone say in a hushed-yet-frantic tone, "OMG IT'S JIMI," and I look up to see both of them powerwalking towards the exit of the store. I think I literally laughed out loud and the customer I was helping just looked at me like I was crazy. /storytime Gay black people can be frustrating. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bxpprod Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Nubs on ma w86 [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I don't know how anyone can resist the sexy charm of Jimothy.It just can't happen. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 if jimi cried a lot, we'd call him sobtaurian if jimi cleaned floors a lot, we'd call him moptaurian if jimi tried to reverse exponential functions, we'd call him logtaurian if jimi chased cats a lot, we'd call him dogtaurian if jimi made a lot of decisions, we'd call him optaurian if jimi was 6foot-7foot, we'd call him longtaurian if jimi was secret agent #007, we'd call him bondtaurian if jimi liked men, we'd call him gaytaurian if jimi committed a felony, we'd call him badtaurian if jimi tried to commit genocide on the balloon population, we'd call him poptaurian if jimi was good at photoshopping pictures, we'd call him shoptaurian if jimi was a southern farmer, we'd call him croptaurian if jimi had the powers of the Ring, we'd call him the Green Lantern if jimi arrested evildoers, we'd call him coptaurian if jimi liked to spin around in circles, we'd call him toptaurian if jimi was all YMCMB, we'd call him raptaurian if jimi had gorgeous manboobs, we'd call him traptaurian if jimi told dora the explorer what to do for 2 minutes and then refused to help her afterwards, we'd call him maptaurian if jimi wielded a zaap cannon, we'd call him faaptaurian if jimi had the powers of phoenix wright, we'd call him aptaurian ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 I lol'd so hard I love you so much if jimi loved zaaps, we'd call him complete <3 To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I lol'd so hard I love you so much if jimi loved zaaps, we'd call him complete <3 ily2 hon <3 ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 if jimi liked men, we'd call him gaytaurian I lol'd so hard I love you so much if jimi loved zaaps, we'd call him complete <3 ily2 hon <3 :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezkaton Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 if Jimi was a Pokemon, we'd call him Poketaurian. If Jimi was Conan the Barbarian, we'd call him Barbtaurian. These popped into my mind when I was reading what Zaaps said xD Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.2672nd person to reach 2496 total.Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obtaurian Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Oh, I thought I should mention that a group of people are/were trying to recover my account in the hopes that it has a couple billion GP on it (because every player who started 01-03 has BILS AND BILS, RIGHT?!). Anyone who knows me knows that my bank is worth jack shit. I have like 300 overloads, my chaotics, some hybrid pieces, and a lot of random stuff that might add up to ~10m. The moment I acquire money, I spend it on skills. I don't do any MHing anymore because dungeoneering is way more fun and I don't really like doing things like that without the best possible gear (which I don't have). To put it bluntly, [bleep] off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 *Resets recoveriers just in case* Dat 02 player with 1.5b+ bank. :twss: ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 bils on bils on bils ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th e Doctor Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Holy shit this blog is still around? Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3Nex : 1 Zaryte BowKalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Holy shit this blog is still around? Despite obt not giving us nearly enough story time, yes. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lose No Hope Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten. [hide]unbinding green's kidneys for ltk's heartdo you farm guam like me sir ltk[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 last blog of the first page... no more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten. :thumbup: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten. :thumbup: Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezkaton Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten. :thumbup: :'( Reacting impulsively and saying what's on your mind feels oh so good.. for a little, until you realize you just started WWIII.2672nd person to reach 2496 total.Thanks to Wicked for the awesome siggy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 In loving memory of one of the greatest blogs to ever exist. You will not be forgotten. :thumbup: :'(It's not dead yet. 5 word story time GO ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 5 word story time There once was a great lets do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 5 word story time There once was a great lets do this! Obt who was very good Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bxpprod Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Combo breaker [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bxpprod Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 I am going to continue to be /obt/use and refuse to enter into any shenanigans in said Blogscape thread or any related subsidiaries. [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambler Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Well, usuck then. ^^My blog of EoC PvM, lols and Therapy.^^My livestream- Currently: Offline :(Offical Harpy Therapist of the Mad[hide=Lewtations]Barrows drops: Dharok's helm x2, Guthan's helm, Ahrim's top, Hood and skirt, Torag's hammers, Karils skirt, Karil's top, Torag's helm, Verac's skirt, Verac's Flail, Dharok's Platebody.Dag kings drops: Lost count! :wall:4k+ Glacors, 7 Ragefires, 4 Steadfasts, 4 Glaivens, 400+ shards![/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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