Except it is itchy and has spiders.

 

60 HP

I give it anti-itch cream.

 

61 HP

It's severely allergic to the cream.

 

60 HP

I give it hypoallergenic cream.

 

61 HP

The cream doesn't protect it from my kick to the face.

 

60 HP

Leave Britney the wall alone :(

 

61 HP

The wall isn't happy with that reference.

 

60 HP

But he's still happy he's gaining the HP.

 

61 HP.

I keep him happy.

 

62 HP

So do I!

 

63 HP.

I shoot a man in the head who is near the wall. The blood on the wall makes it uncomfortable.

 

62 HP.

I clean up the blood.

 

63 HP.

I put a polyethene sheet on the wall to keep nasty blood off it.

 

64 HP

I cut it open so it comes in.

 

63 HP

:( I tape it back up with masking tape.

 

64 HP

It thinks it looks ugly.

 

63 HP

I add a cotton candy dress to the wall, which emphasises its mortaring.

 

64 HP

I eat the wall.

 

63 HP

I tickle your stomach, so you throw it up.

 

64 HP.

My Conkeldurr breaks the wall.

 

63 HP.

I fire the death star at the wall.

 

62 HP

The wall is pondering why a Canadian would overkill.

 

61 HP

It's obviously thinking too much, so it tires out and takes a nap.

 

62 HP

It falls out of bed and hits it head.

 

61 HP

I replaced the bricks that fell off

 

62 HP