I make the wall only talk in cipher.

 

62 HP

I throw a rock at the wall.

 

61 HP

The rock was lined with arsenic.

 

60 HP

The wall gets a speeding ticket.

 

59 HP

I pay the speeding ticket for it.

 

60 HP

The wall watches Sherlock and it's amazing.

 

61 HP.

The wall plays this game. It has a strange feeling of transcendence.

 

62 HP

The wall's internet is actually good, unlike mine.

 

63 HP.

The wall posts in LOTPW, and thinks that he's won.

 

64 HP

It realizes it doesn't.

 

63 HP

Everyone's a winner in LOTPW.

 

64 HP.

Nope.

 

63 HP

The wall doesn't need to know that, though. It blissfully trots over to OT.

 

64 HP

It gets involved in a serious OT debate.

 

63 Hp

I pull it out of those debates.

 

64 HP

Its arguments become completely torn apart.

 

63 HP

I re-augment the wall with ACME cement.

 

64 HP

It is still sad from its experience.

 

63 HP

Nothing anti-depressants can't solve.

 

64 HP

Unfortunately was prescribed MAOIs which don't have the best side effects.

 

63 HP

Rushed to hospital, stomach pumped.

 

64 HP

The wall spends a night away. It's awesome.

 

65 HP.

I take the wall on a walk on the beach.

 

66 HP

The wall steps on a jellyfish and gets stung.

 

65 HP

That jellyfish was a bucket full of Irakanjii (forget how its spelled), which are very venomous.

 

64 HP