December 25, 201114 yr The wall gets a ton of presents. 60 hp fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates.
December 25, 201114 yr The wall throws up from your bad cookies. 60 hp fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates.
December 25, 201114 yr Then throws up again from the smell. 59 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 25, 201114 yr Wall tries to open presents and it realizes that, as a wall, it lacks hands. 58 HP
December 26, 201114 yr I open the presents for the wall. One of them is a bucket of paint. I apply a fresh lick of paint to the wall. The wall feels all warm inside. 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
December 26, 201114 yr The wall ate jelly and there was a lump in it. 58 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 27, 201114 yr And that means the wall got stung. 56 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 27, 201114 yr The bee venom makes the wall hallucinate and dream of better pudding. 57 HP Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted
December 27, 201114 yr With one of those little milk dishes! 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
December 27, 201114 yr The wall is overcome by the cuteness. 60 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
December 27, 201114 yr So much that he has an heart attack. 59 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 27, 201114 yr Major surgery is performed, involving a quadruple bypass and transplant. 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
December 27, 201114 yr But in midst of the surgery, the surgeon farts and the air gets trapped in the wall's lung. 58 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 28, 201114 yr The nurse dabs the surgeon with a piece of cotton, though, so this event goes unnoticed by all parties. 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
December 28, 201114 yr The surgeon decides to add a robot arm, because why not. 60 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
December 28, 201114 yr The robot arm becomes sentient, and applies more bricks and mortar. 61 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
December 28, 201114 yr The robot arm disobeys one of the Three Laws of Robotics and as a result, the wall is credited with the blame. 59 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
December 28, 201114 yr *too annoyed about losing my pet red dragon hatchling due to some glitch to bother with tormenting the wall* 60 HP
December 28, 201114 yr The wall evolves into a brick dragon after the robotic arm works overtime. 61 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
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