MrGreens Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 The wall gets a ton of presents. 60 hp fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I give the wall some Christmas cookies. 61 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGreens Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 The wall throws up from your bad cookies. 60 hp fyi, ladies dig the talonsHot man of the Trickster Pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Then throws up again from the smell. 59 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Wall tries to open presents and it realizes that, as a wall, it lacks hands. 58 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 I open the presents for the wall. One of them is a bucket of paint. I apply a fresh lick of paint to the wall. The wall feels all warm inside. 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 The wall ate jelly and there was a lump in it. 58 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 That "lump" was a hive full of killer bees. 57 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 And that means the wall got stung. 56 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 The bee venom makes the wall hallucinate and dream of better pudding. 57 HP Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 The wall gets a pet cat. 58 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 With one of those little milk dishes! 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 The wall is overcome by the cuteness. 60 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 So much that he has an heart attack. 59 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 The lungs, liver, and kidneys join in on the attack with the heart. 58 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Major surgery is performed, involving a quadruple bypass and transplant. 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 But in midst of the surgery, the surgeon farts and the air gets trapped in the wall's lung. 58 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The nurse dabs the surgeon with a piece of cotton, though, so this event goes unnoticed by all parties. 59 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The surgeon decides to add a robot arm, because why not. 60 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The robot arm becomes sentient, and applies more bricks and mortar. 61 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 But they couldn't afford enough bricks. 60 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The robot arm disobeys one of the Three Laws of Robotics and as a result, the wall is credited with the blame. 59 HP ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 *too annoyed about losing my pet red dragon hatchling due to some glitch to bother with tormenting the wall* 60 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 The wall evolves into a brick dragon after the robotic arm works overtime. 61 HP In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I fire an arrow at the wall. 60 HP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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