krunkthemonk Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Actually in canada a guy married a tree not too long ago... lmao. It's just a publicity stunt, ignore it. I think he took the phrase "Tree Hugger" to a new extreme... As for the whole dolphin thing... Did the dolphin even agree to be wed?! *Waits for the first Dolphin-Human divorce* The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwarzenegger Posted December 30, 2005 Author Share Posted December 30, 2005 Actually in canada a guy married a tree not too long ago... lmao. It's just a publicity stunt, ignore it. I think he took the phrase "Tree Hugger" to a new extreme... As for the whole dolphin thing... Did the dolphin even agree to be wed?! *Waits for the first Dolphin-Human divorce* Lol. She probably planted a chip inside the dolphin with a litlte speaker and made it say "I do" Runescaper (off and on) since late 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Well they say dolphins and humans are the only species that have intercourse for pleasure. I personally liked the end of the article "They swam away together" :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey_933 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Actually in canada a guy married a tree not too long ago... lmao. It's just a publicity stunt, ignore it. I think he took the phrase "Tree Hugger" to a new extreme... As for the whole dolphin thing... Did the dolphin even agree to be wed?! *Waits for the first Dolphin-Human divorce* She forced the poor dolphin. :cry: :lol: |PERM BANNED ON MONKEY 933|RSN--44warriorz44-|90 str|86 attack|70 def|85 hp|52 pray|102 cmb--[Proud leader of Final Destination! http://z6.invisionfree.com/RSFinaldestination/index.php?Requirements for FD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 I guess Micheal Jackson's conentations about his pet monkey Bubbles aren't too uncommon anymore. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topide Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 My fave part was the first artical: "She chocked back tears of emotion" ROFL gogogogogo proof-reader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katsuro0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i wonder who'd get the kids if they did divorce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exarch Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 You cannot marry something that can't agree to it, period. That's like me making poker bets with the wheel on my friend's car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jass0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 LMFPO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 LMFPO Laugh my freaking pe... panties off? What? Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippi08 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 This isn't so surprising, I mean people these days do extremely crazy stuff, just open a Guinness World Record book :/ Thanks for the sig, Runesmithie :)RIP Steve Irwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 doesn't really relate to same sex marriage. But thats pretty weird, but i'm not really surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmay929 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I'd hate to see what the kids look like. 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Some woman in america married a rock i think, correct me if im wrong tho. Thanks to Jopie for this great signature.99 Slayer|Fishing|Summoning|Hitpoints|Attack|Strength|Defence|Fletching.Anyone at Manchester University PM me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 You cannot marry something that can't agree to it, period. That's like me making poker bets with the wheel on my friend's car. Well then why did I lose 400$ to my friends wheel? :( Yay for publicity stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgan_kane Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I thought this was going to be a sensible topic about how same sex and unmarried couples can now adopt children in the UK as from today. But alas not http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4568234.stm That would at least been interesting... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwarzenegger Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 I thought this was going to be a sensible topic about how same sex and unmarried couples can now adopt children in the UK as from today. But alas not http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4568234.stm That would at least been interesting... :? Congratulations on a stupid first post 8) Runescaper (off and on) since late 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quer_Skulll Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Actually in canada a guy married a tree not too long ago... lmao. It's just a publicity stunt, ignore it. treeeeeee...... about the dolphin and the lady having intercourse.. she'd be dead a dolphin (apparantly , not sure) has a weewee with a length of about a meter :shock: with a fitting word, she would be impaled :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Actually in canada a guy married a tree not too long ago... lmao. It's just a publicity stunt, ignore it. treeeeeee...... about the dolphin and the lady having intercourse.. she'd be dead a dolphin (apparantly , not sure) has a weewee with a length of about a meter :shock: with a fitting word, she would be impaled :lol: o_O :shock: . Quer knows this based on personal knowledge :oops: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murdermoose Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Very funny that this happened. Last year in my religion class(mandatory course) we had a debate about same sex marriage and I was against(woot!). Anyways, one guy on my team made a point that if we allow same sex marriages who knows, somebody might decide that they love their dog so much that they want to marry them. The whole class erupted whenhe said this as if he had just stabbed someone. It was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I wan't to know who the best man was, Flipper? :lol: sorry i've been waiting to use that kind of joke for years But seriously, a dolphin? Is she mad? Why not just stay friends? The novelty will probably wear off when it gets to the honeymoon night :P Which i could make another bad joke about, ie. the location, the maldives! "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quer_Skulll Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Actually in canada a guy married a tree not too long ago... lmao. It's just a publicity stunt, ignore it. treeeeeee...... about the dolphin and the lady having intercourse.. she'd be dead a dolphin (apparantly , not sure) has a weewee with a length of about a meter :shock: with a fitting word, she would be impaled :lol: o_O :shock: . Quer knows this based on personal knowledge :oops: :D ofcourse, dah :roll: :P :lol: about same sex marriage.. whats wrong with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 edit: censor ruined the joke :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_swat Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 WOMAN MARRIES DOLPHIN http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340 ... 23,00.html http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/wom ... 15098.html :shock: :shock: :shock: :o I'm speechless... ROFL! 23 whip pks,3 dhorka,2 ahrims lvl 119 attack 99 strength 99 and defence 92 plus 94 mage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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