Banned for implying you know what movie BTMF is vaguely referring to in a less than pleasurable manner. You also show hints you might have laid eyes on the film too.

Banned because I went and saw my first posts [/cring]

Banned for being cognizant of your subconscious functions (e.g. breathing, blinking, tongue's awkward position, ability to yawn when reading this, etc.)

Banned because I cannot find the xkcd comic to clearly address my response.

Banned for trying to pass the onus of responsibility onto me.

Banned because you made everyone who reads that aware of their bodily functions, so you might as well be responsible for what occurs after it.

Banned because Adolf Hitler retired at least 17 years ago.

 

NOTE: I said AT LEAST.

DAMNIT!!! Banned for falling afoul of Godwin's Law!!! :angry:

 

~D. V. "Consider yourself pwned." Devnull

Banned for linking me to a crappy comic.

 

No offense, it's just my opinion.

Banned because I was trying to make a point, and wasn't aiming for quality of comic choice. :P

 

~D. V. "No offense taken." Devnull

Banned because the president of New New Zealand re-retired.

Banned for posting nonsense, i.e. things that make no sense.

Banned because I love posting nonsense.

Banned for failing to provide a valid reason.

Banned for thinking I have to provide a good reason. That's not the point, the point of this game is to have fun.

 

And nonsense is my idea of fun.

Banned because some places are all too deep. :P

 

~D. V. "Sense + nonsense = fun!" Devnull

Banned because I can't read most of the text of that image.

 

And when I try to zoom in with Vegas Pro the text still isn't clear.

Banned because you didn't click the link to the large version, which happens to be just a little way down below on that xkcd comic's page. Two versions were provided, one for fast viewing, and a link to the other if you want to see the details. :P

 

~D. V. "Always check for enlargement links!" Devnull

Banned for making me feel like an idiot.

Banned for almost breaching the horizon to reaching a true epiphany that will shift your outlook on internet life.

Banned for being spot on.

Banned for having a signature that changes every time I refresh the page.

Banned for having an exceedingly static profile.

Banned so the Mona Hontas Soldier won't get you.

Banned for making obscure references that are too dull to look up.