Apocalyptimaniac Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 *inserts sonething undefineable* you recieve an unabridged dictionary /me inserts lucky rabbit's foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthman8 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 you get a leprichaun 75/80 Hitpoints | 81/85 Strength | 1/1 Pray | 1/1 Defense [Make Me Rich!] | [Brutal Ownage] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjb21 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 a large axe chops your head off... *inserts decapitated head* 100% my own work, i make my own brushes: set 1 set 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 You get a life sentence at the worlds worst prison. /me inserts get out of prison free card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone_els Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 You get a "go directly to jail" card, but sneak $200 on the way :D Inserts ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200 The Once and Future Quest Guru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 you accidently put your hand in too far when inserting the money and it gets stuck. the paramdics can't get you out so they call the firemen who use a saw and cut your arm off. the paramedics can't save you. you die from the blood loss, and you body shrivels up to the size of a coin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 The body rejuvinates and stabs your eye with a fork /me inserts light bulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threex4 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 you get a sword up your nose and brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i take the fork out of my eye, and the sword out of your head, combine them to form ~~~~~~~~ The four-pronged super sword!! I give it to you for your birthday and you get sucked into space through a black hole, where you die a quick and quiet death :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominatr Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 You get a frog token :P *inserts 50k* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 50,000 hammers fall on your head and make a big super-pile of hammers on your rotting carcass. *inserts Dominatr's rotting carcass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominatr Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 You get teleported to Lumbridge where I beat the **** out of you :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 You also get beaten up for no coins. /me inserts one of those little twizzly things you can tie off bags with. Made of wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlmagnet60 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 ties you up in twizzly wooden thing (nice specification there btw lol), and you turn into a turkey twizzler. i eat you, and so have no need to use the vending machine :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 The secret police comes after you for neglecting to use the vending machine, and beat you with sticks. *inserts ATM card* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 This game is violent :shock: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Stevester also gets a visit from the secret police for useless spam! :evil: And sanday gets a piece of linen. /me inserts a wotsit and a dark kitkat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudgepuppy Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 whatever a wotsit is?!?! it combines with the dark kitkat climbs back out and eats you..... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevester77 Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Stevester also gets a visit from the secret police Ah my apologies On topic: You cut your fingers on the glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominatr Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 You lose your mind *inserts coin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Someguy1 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 ............................... (Note: The vending machine is just a black box with nothing on it) *Takes out all the money in the bank in the form of pennies and starts inserting all of it.........* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanday79 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 One of the pennies you insert in the machine hits the coin chamber at just the right angle to emit an extremely high-frequency sound, which both shatters the glass on the machine and causes your ears to hemorrhage (sp) and bleed uncontrollably. *inserts...* wait... the glass is broken off. This happened at school once when this kid we called Biggins got shoved into the machine. *Sticks hand in vending machine window* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Bad move, there is a random blob of radiation which causes your hand to become mutated and fall off, slowly... and painfully. /me inserts sanday79's rotted hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abyssalreaper Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 It comes back out as a giant robot zombie from the planet gorgon and rips your flesh off with a spoon. I inset Cadburys egg's flesh. Proud Acolyte of the Ooc Cmon Steve you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone_els Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 You get a cabbage :D Inserts 1 coin The Once and Future Quest Guru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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