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The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a whale

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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the machine jumps on you and breaks you while saying "I NEEDED A COIN YOU *!!! NOW YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!", for not inserting a coin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts coin, gets teleport device ready(heh heh).

Known in-game as Mister evil9(lvl 93)(P2P).

Modding gta2(making maps, scripts,editing it).

On world 54 mostly.

Made a nice GTA2 site!

A little in-active...

Tele blocks & drops a farm on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Pie Dish*

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Thanks To: Everyone for the siggies, especially Kal for the Pixel.

Currently Playing: FIFA 07, NFS: Carbon, Morrowind and Dungeon Siege II.

You got a baked apple pie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks Metroid for the siggy and dark_shadow for avvy! \:D/ :thumbsup:

<3 wendy

get a half eaten vending machine back, he was stil alive :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a piece of paper

Recieves a piece of paper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Imp*

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Thanks To: Everyone for the siggies, especially Kal for the Pixel.

Currently Playing: FIFA 07, NFS: Carbon, Morrowind and Dungeon Siege II.

you get his daddy( chronozon) on your head :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts left half of skeleton

Recieves a punch in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts 1gp*

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Thanks To: Everyone for the siggies, especially Kal for the Pixel.

Currently Playing: FIFA 07, NFS: Carbon, Morrowind and Dungeon Siege II.

Recieves a random begging lv 3 asking you for free gp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you get a puck blasted in your face breaking all your teeth. protection is needed young one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a coin with glue on it

Machine SlotX:fr00b frostbite! *chucks coin with glue on it in frostbites mouth*

 

 

 

:roll: You get... :lol: i dont care what i get im laughing so much at frostbite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you get a low fat nutri-grain bar

 

 

 

*doesnt insert coin*

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machine states in a very machiney voice "get over here!!!"

 

 

 

a spear shoots out and drags you inside of the machine to remain in vending hell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/me inserts lazy cat

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The vending machine spits it back out at you and it claws you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/me inserts my homework.

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machine replys that this is not legal tender and you must return it to your teacher for ZERO credit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Howie

You get a D on your math test :P and the virus which is the reason we don't have smilies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts 1k* :evil:

You get a note saying that you can see smilies in the topic review...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts 1.5mil*

Losers...

Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?

Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious.

You recieve change.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a pickled raccoon head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-inserts coin-

I love languages.

J'adore les langues.

ÃÆÃ

You get a replica of the hat the Pope wears, only this one is filled with Limburger cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts frog token*

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*a evil frog comes atacking you!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts evil coins(heh heh heh....)*

Known in-game as Mister evil9(lvl 93)(P2P).

Modding gta2(making maps, scripts,editing it).

On world 54 mostly.

Made a nice GTA2 site!

A little in-active...

*the machine explodes and you get caught in the blast. no remains*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*walks over to a different machine*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

it turns out that it wasnt a vending machine atal only a big old ugly cat with one ear and massive claws that tears you apart.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*aviods cat*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*steps over dead body*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*drops coin in corpse's mouth*

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100% my own work, i make my own brushes: set 1 set 2

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You get the dead bodies intestines all over your best and favourite clothes. And they the body comes alive and eats you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/me goes to a different country and inserts a place mat into a different vending machine.

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to bad, it was a one-armed bandit which blows of your head, *inserts a coin*

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R.I.P. Shiva and Steve

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