January 8, 200620 yr *inserts sonething undefineable* you recieve an unabridged dictionary /me inserts lucky rabbit's foot
January 8, 200620 yr you get a leprichaun 75/80 Hitpoints | 81/85 Strength | 1/1 Pray | 1/1 Defense [Make Me Rich!] | [Brutal Ownage]
January 8, 200620 yr a large axe chops your head off... *inserts decapitated head* 100% my own work, i make my own brushes: set 1 set 2
January 8, 200620 yr Author You get a life sentence at the worlds worst prison. /me inserts get out of prison free card
January 8, 200620 yr You get a "go directly to jail" card, but sneak $200 on the way :D Inserts ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã200 The Once and Future Quest Guru
January 8, 200620 yr you accidently put your hand in too far when inserting the money and it gets stuck. the paramdics can't get you out so they call the firemen who use a saw and cut your arm off. the paramedics can't save you. you die from the blood loss, and you body shrivels up to the size of a coin.
January 8, 200620 yr Author The body rejuvinates and stabs your eye with a fork /me inserts light bulb.
January 8, 200620 yr i take the fork out of my eye, and the sword out of your head, combine them to form ~~~~~~~~ The four-pronged super sword!! I give it to you for your birthday and you get sucked into space through a black hole, where you die a quick and quiet death :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .........
January 8, 200620 yr 50,000 hammers fall on your head and make a big super-pile of hammers on your rotting carcass. *inserts Dominatr's rotting carcass*
January 9, 200620 yr Author You also get beaten up for no coins. /me inserts one of those little twizzly things you can tie off bags with. Made of wood.
January 9, 200620 yr ties you up in twizzly wooden thing (nice specification there btw lol), and you turn into a turkey twizzler. i eat you, and so have no need to use the vending machine :P
January 9, 200620 yr The secret police comes after you for neglecting to use the vending machine, and beat you with sticks. *inserts ATM card*
January 10, 200620 yr Author Stevester also gets a visit from the secret police for useless spam! :evil: And sanday gets a piece of linen. /me inserts a wotsit and a dark kitkat.
January 10, 200620 yr whatever a wotsit is?!?! it combines with the dark kitkat climbs back out and eats you..... :lol:
January 11, 200620 yr Stevester also gets a visit from the secret police Ah my apologies On topic: You cut your fingers on the glass.
January 12, 200620 yr ............................... (Note: The vending machine is just a black box with nothing on it) *Takes out all the money in the bank in the form of pennies and starts inserting all of it.........*
January 12, 200620 yr One of the pennies you insert in the machine hits the coin chamber at just the right angle to emit an extremely high-frequency sound, which both shatters the glass on the machine and causes your ears to hemorrhage (sp) and bleed uncontrollably. *inserts...* wait... the glass is broken off. This happened at school once when this kid we called Biggins got shoved into the machine. *Sticks hand in vending machine window*
January 13, 200620 yr Author Bad move, there is a random blob of radiation which causes your hand to become mutated and fall off, slowly... and painfully. /me inserts sanday79's rotted hand.
January 13, 200620 yr It comes back out as a giant robot zombie from the planet gorgon and rips your flesh off with a spoon. I inset Cadburys egg's flesh. Proud Acolyte of the Ooc Cmon Steve you can do it!
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