*inserts a canadian loony*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CANADIAN!?!?! Canadian money is worth less than good ol' American CA$H! (lol, but seriously, I collect foriegn money for some reason)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You recieve a new copy of "Reading for Dummies" (ironic) {not making fun of you}

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a poorly drawn crayon counterfiet of a dollar, machine spits it out* Dang it! I knew it wasn't going to work! *turns to friend, punches him for suggesting using the fake* Serves you right!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Gets into a Mech', looks under seat, finds a coin, accidentally fires a rocket at a Government battleship, inserts coin into machine, and waits while watching for an Government Mech' to attack back*

Canadian money owns, nice polorbears, and leafs, and loons and beavers on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you get a large crate of canadian money for your coin, you consider yourself ripped off

you get nothing for putting in nothing, *inserts the world*

Some Peanut butter jelly! for my sandwich.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

The machine tells you that, that wasn't actually peanut butter :? :oops:

Noooooooooo!! :cry:

you get a dds. You pick it up the wrong way and die :wall:

Machine rips off your good hand and feeds it to the mongooses beside you, yes it was there the whole time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the machine shreads the lid and shoots the jaged bits into your body until you are not moving anymore.....the janator has a bag for that.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow, i keep getting hurt here. KEEP IT COMING :twisted:

i spring back to life and rip out of the bag just as the mechine rips off your lips. . . :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I pick you up and hurl you out the window, you land 26 seconds later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(picks up a peice of shreded penutbutter lid and puts it in)

the machine shakes violently and it tips over and crushes you. a gruop of lvl 3's scavenge off the remains of player and machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

machine gives you a blood transfusion. your alive

 

 

 

you get a plastic explosive

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

the machine sparks and ignites the plastic explosive. the explosion hurls me out the window that i just fell out a minute ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and get me hurt but not killed

You get some old gym socks and a bunch of poisonus spiders.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-inserts 2 coins-

the machine dispenses a can of coke and a can of sprite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine gives you a whistle. You suck instead of blowing and nearly choke if it weren't for the convenient paramedics team that heard the explosion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine only accepts coins so the pennies came flying out at you one by one like a bullet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the coins from the previous insert cut me in the chest and your last coin shoots out and slices right through my chest.....paramedics are still there though.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the coins from the previous insert cut me in the chest and your last coin shoots out and slices right through my chest.....paramedics are still there though.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paramedic gets radioactive waste!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gets nothing because inserted "all my economies" instead of "coin."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Coin*

The monkey comes out and spanks you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the monkey comes back and eats you