You get +1 with your post count

 

 

 

 

 

You get scammed by a guy in the coin hole.

 

 

 

Your head gets blown off by an in-built machine gun cause u inserted a frauded coin.

Machine gun blows head off for not buying from vending mach

 

 

 

you have crushed the old vending machine and there is new fully stocked machine

 

 

 

receives pennies.

 

 

 

nothing.. machine broke..

 

 

 

The mechanic turns out to be Patches O'Holohan from dodgeball and he thorws his wrench at you and knocks you out.

 

 

 

:mrgreen: >

Nvm double post sorry :wall::oops:

the smily bites your hand and shoves it into the coin slot

 

 

 

*inserts hand*

Your hand gets stuck.. Passers by kick you in the balls

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts icecream*

You get many wonderfull toppings for your icecream. However, since you have no icecream, you are forced to eat them by hand. Muahahaha :twisted:

 

 

 

recieve dead tree

 

 

 

recieves a ray gun blast to the face....

 

 

 

(insert coin)

gets pwned by a spontaniously anthropomorphic vending machine.

 

 

 

the rules say i have to post a translation in english so i'll water it down for y'all

 

 

 

"the person gets smashed several times by a vending machine that randomley and suddenley comes to life. it jumps up and down on them untill they die"

 

 

 

just before you tele the granade gets spit back out and you grab it, you tele and then it explodes as soon as you reach varroc. The guard passes you at that time and give you a bill to pay for the damages the grenade caused.

 

 

 

<*coined the slot*>

did i blow up the fountain too? i've always wanted to do that!

 

 

 

the vending machine blinks red and white, suddenley a massive concussion blasts from the machine as the rather explosive device detonates. it levels the entire building. you miraculousley survive. the insureance company pays for everything, but you dont get your coin back.

 

 

 

shoves folded up doller bill into the coin slot and finds a bomb shelter. right after i secureley latch the top.....

you get nothing

 

 

 

hahahaha you wasted your money

You get a kick in the Nads for not following the game properly!

 

 

 

 

You get a slap for no coins.

 

 

 

/me inserts something that wont actually fit in the coin slot.

 

 

 

need i quote more?

 

i insert a 5.25 inch "floppy" B disc into the doller bill slot. it fits because i fold it up to fit.

you get a slap for trying to use the machin with floppy

 

 

 

puts pig throw the class

ok

 

 

 

the vending machine accepts your wahtever thing and surprisingley gives you some potatoe chips!

i new i shop of robbed it when there was no class

 

 

 

you get a bee sting in your [wagon]

 

 

 

 

 

ok you get a large tiger that chases you RAWR!

 

 

 

you get the rubber duckie back -->

 

 

 

becaue the coin you used was a counterfit (a rather bad one at that) it simple falls through.

 

 

 

oh ya, and the police come to arest you... how dare you use fake money...