You get a bottle of poison *inserts coin*

you get a free one way ticket to hell

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

a boxing glove comes out and you get hit all the way to heaven, then miss and droop down to hell.

 

 

 

*inserts skull* oops *takes out skull and inserts $1,000,000,000,000 coin*

An error meaasge appears on the screen.

 

 

 

The excess money is shot out the front of the machine, all $999,999,999,999 worth.

 

Oh dear you are dead !

 

And a Coke can pops out too...

 

 

 

I take one of your coins and I put it into the machine...........

i rise from the dead, get my money invest all but 1 coin, go to the machine your at, click 4-5-6-9 while your searching for something to get, and you get shot in the head with the coke that comes out. then i *inserts coin*

I respawn in Lumbridge, hurry to YOUR machine, and get you with Flames of Zamorak - all hitting 20s at least - and you die.

 

 

 

I take the Coke can cluthed in your hand, drink it, insert a coin and tele to Camelot.

the connection gets lost and you dont get anything and because of drinking than teleporting without waiting 5 minutes you barf up the soda.this is your look before barfing :?

 

(inserts coin)

you get an english text book so you can learn to correct your run-ons. i have no clue what youre trying to say

You get trained attack monkeys from Japan. *Inserts Coin*

You get trained attack monkeys from antartica.

 

You get a mirror with blood on it *inserts plasma*

te machine blows up realising tons of draynor cabbage that clogs up your body and mouth and you die. i get a new machine and

You get a fart button

 

*inserts smiley*

you can't cause of your spam blocker.

 

 

 

You get shot by pkers

 

 

 

you get evil chicken while you just wasted your pray points showing off your new lvl 37 prayer :lol:

 

 

 

you get a free piece of pie for succesifully tricking the machine to bad chuck norris is hiding in the pie and kills you

 

 

 

*sigh* the machine blows up *again* and i get a new one *again*

 

 

 

You got an ampty bottle. It has a paper inside. It says:"hahahaha"

 

 

 

You get nothing.

 

 

 

You walk away, but turn round and notice a single bottle of a smelly liquid has been dispensed.

 

 

 

You drink the liquid.

 

 

 

Oh dear, you are dead !

 

 

 

You still have the bottle and give it to a lvl 3 fresh off tutorial island.

 

He drinks it and becomes lvl 523 and kills you with his bronze dagger in one shot.

 

 

 

Oh dear, you are dead AGAIN !!!!

uhhh you did not insert a coin so the machine starts going balistic and is flashing please insert coin then it blows up but luckily me being so awesome build a new one from scratch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin into rickety peice of wood with Coke written on it in scraggaly blue paint!*

out pops a jug of bad wine u drink it and then ur account gets hacked and ur pet hamster dies

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

The floor opens up under you and you fall into my dungeon.

 

 

 

You are held by strong magicks and the vending machine falls on you and you become "squished"...

 

 

 

I build a vending machine out of steel bars and I insert a coin.

A angry monkey jumps out and lands on your head and starts yelling and screaming while clawing and punching you in the face. *inserts coin*

evil cabbage comes out and kills you like one other guy that happened to.........