You get a kick in the crotch from Scorpion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the vending machine is angry at people putting random things into it and when you insert an old bottle cap.... well that just takes the buiscuit, it stands up starts throwing cans at people then goes on a rampage killing everyone it sees aswell as all other vending machines!!!

 

when it gets bored it sits back down in its old place and a minuite later someone...

 

 

 

You get a teddy bear...with a bomb in it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts Coin

You get the vending machines electric bill!

 

 

 

 

 

You get annihilated by animal activists for harming a puppy

 

 

 

Inserts pumpkin pie

it juices the pumpkin pie down into a pumpkin pie soda, but when you drink it they accidently put salt instead of sugar in it #-o, so when you drink it there is so much sodium that your body can not absorb it all so your system goes down and you go into shock and your arteries constrict until your blood is the consistancy of treacle. (fun hey?)

 

 

 

The machine has no idea what a cadaver is and shuts it out into your left eye,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a small third world country

You get punched in the face by a small starving child infected with AIDs for giving away his country

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For some reason the machine seems content. He gives you 3 chocolate bars and a nice watch.

 

 

 

 

 

machine hates you for trying to trick it twice with IOU's, and crushes you, drinking your blood

 

 

 

no idea what a moogle is so it promptly rejects it and insteads give you a can of freshly sqeezed cadaver juice

 

 

 

:mrgreen: into coin slot>

 

 

 

 

 

p.p.p.p.s.s.s.s. a cadaver is a dead perserved body :-X

you get a moogle.

 

 

 

you get a symphony

 

 

 

You get an audiance for the symphony.

 

 

 

you get phantom of the opera :P :P

 

 

 

You get old-brodway full mask.

 

 

 

Inserts Raaul

you get a copy of "no more talk of darkness and a sword"

 

 

 

You have passed the point of no return! The phantom of the opera shall stay on this thread!!!

 

 

 

Inserts Music of the night.

the machine hates the music so it blasts open and u get scared and run away while i grab all the cans then put it back together so i can........

 

 

 

*insert a coin*

coin fires out and hits you in the eye

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts coin

Coin fires out and hits you in the nose :^o .

 

 

 

nothing comes out

 

 

 

(paper faces on parade, masquerade..)

you get beaten up by the vending machine repair man for filling his machine with junk.

 

 

 

machine gets confused and pays you a dollar for the soda

 

 

 

it breaks just b4 u insert it