(Compatable with the RuneScape Buddy kit. Copyrighted 2006. Al rights reserved)

 

 

 

*Inserts Coin*

you get a trip to a federal prison for giving someone an AK-47, which can be commonly found as a weapon of choice for terrorists in the Middle East.

 

 

 

 

"Gimme your money or i'll shoot."

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

A kitten falls into your arms and licks your chin.

 

 

 

 

"When am i gonan get my money??"

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

A monkey rabbit ninja strangles you for asking such a silly question.

 

 

 

A cow jumps out and flattens you, literally.

 

 

 

*Inserts $1million*

The cow falls backwards and crushes you.....

 

 

 

Also, because you inserted so much money, the machine overloaded and it shot the coins out. Once again, I was too close and I now am back at the hospital....

 

 

 

:twisted: u get a very "special cookie"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 mins later after he ate he dies

 

(inserts coin)

Oh phew, it was a good thing i didnt eat it.

 

 

 

Anyway, the coin you inserted triggered a bombing....

 

A plane shot past and miscalculated. All the bombs hit the hospital i was in, aswell as hitting the vending machine you were at. 2 weeks later, another machine is placed and I am released from hospital.

 

 

 

"Better get a drink"

 

 

 

Two finger stick themselve up in your nose ahaa!

 

 

 

Ow!

 

 

 

As insert the coin, there is a click and a bang....

 

 

 

You look into the slot to find 10 bottles of pepsi!

 

 

 

A Terrorist jumps out and shoots you. Again, you are taken to the hospital.

 

 

 

*inserts check for $1million*

The machine tears the cheque and you lose the 1 million from your bank account (somehow).

 

 

 

i jump out and hit you with a card with this on it" :twisted: "

 

 

 

*walks away* hahaha no coin

The ground opens up and a red, clawed hand drags you down the fissure.

 

 

 

i come out of the coin slot again and punch you for taking my idea guess we know where hell leads now

 

 

 

*walks away again* *flips coin into slot*

U GET A BLUE P HAT!

 

 

 

*INSERTING COIN WITH A STRING IN THE END, AND PULLS IS BACK OUT...*

*The machine grows two arms and slaps you repeatedly, shouting,

 

"How dare you try to buy something and take your money back!?"*

 

 

 

*You fall unconscious and a gravedigger, thinking you are dead, digs a hole in front of the machine, and puts you in it*

 

 

 

Gravedigger: "Ugh..I don't have time to fill up this hole. I'll just leave it like this."

 

 

 

*I walk up to the vending machine. I walk towards the side of the machine, because there is a big hole in front of it*

 

 

 

Me: "What!? The price jumped from $0.50 to $1.00!! D**n you Bush!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine laughs at you for being soo poor because it is so rich

 

 

 

*inserts fake coin*

U GET A FAKE RUNE 2H! :shock:

 

 

 

*TRYING TO INSERT COIN, BUT THE HOLE IS COVERED WITH SOMTHING I DONT KNOW... TRYING TO INSERST THE COIN AGAIN, THIS TIME IT WORKS, BUT THE COIN'S GETTING SPITTED OUT AND CUTS UP MY EYE... I SAY "WELL, WELL" AND INSERTING ANOTHER COIN...*

you get a human eye (good luck huh) *insterts bush* thats worth a doller ain't it maybe 25 cent's and $1.00 at the most

U GOT A HUMAN TOE, U EAT IT SLOWLY, TO ENJOY IT...

 

 

 

*DROPS A QUARTER INTO THE HOLE...*

you hear crunching noises. The machine ate your quarter, too bad.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

u hear a clunking sound...the machine eats you

 

 

 

*inserts coin*