a king black dragon comes crashing through the vending machine squashing you flat and killing you

 

 

 

The king black dragon comes back and sits on you. I was standing too close...because it picked up the vending machine remains and threw them at me. I got up, badly brused, and inserted a coin into another machine....

u get a d chain...

 

 

 

(u insert coin!)

Its about time I got something good out of the vending machines...

 

Anyway, I get another d chain and I give it to 0g

 

 

 

Machine spits out coin which becomes embedded in your brain...

 

*inserts flattened coke bottle lid*

The coke can fires out of the machine and hits you in the back of the head as you turn to walk away.

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

a tiny man pops out of the bottle of pepsi and grows to normal height then becomes full of rage and attacks you while screaming "Hulk Smash!!!!!!!!"

 

 

 

'Inserts 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000b coins hoping to get lucky'

All that stretching this thread did was increase the velocity at which the hammer came down onto your unprotected head. We billed your family about the mess.

 

 

 

*Inserts coin*

"Oh dear you are dead."

 

 

 

You respawn in Lumbridge with Full rune, 20Bil gp, somehow magically jump from Combat Lvl 60 to Combat Lvl 200, and gain the ability to attack anyone (no matter what their level is), everywhere outside of the Wilderness....but...you have lost the ability to attack people in the Wilderness.

 

 

 

You have wasted your money on soft drinks and junk food. Congratulations, you are now poor....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Yeah, I know....I didnt get hurt in that one...so dont point it out)

you get more coins

 

 

 

The machine starts pouring out coins....lots of coins. You are soon buried under a mass of pennies and other coins....I was also buried too....but I manage to get to the machine and insert a coin....

i get a candy bar

 

 

 

*inserts coin into machine*

I wanted the candy bar :x

 

 

 

Because of that, the bar contained salmanella (sp?)

 

Good luck....

 

 

 

 

 

creates extreamly very long sentance with no commas or periods just for you so you can be annoyed by my long sentance with no periods or commas that has been made and written for you

 

 

 

(inserts all missing punctuation)

A ninja comes and inserts you in the coin slot (it was me).

 

 

 

(inserts you in a coin shape)

You get a hunk of cheese

You get a pokeball

 

you get phat set

You get a strange box that starts cloning itself until you manage to open all the boxes...

 

 

 

..but inside the boxes are more boxes...

 

The boxes keep cloning themselves...more and more boxes. Everybody grabs boxes and solves them as quickly as they can...

 

 

 

You open a box and a spinnach rolls falls out...but since you have no use, you throw it away...but it lands in my sandwich...and I eat it and get really sick...

 

Back to the hospital...

 

 

 

u get a sandwich with a spinach roll, u eat it, and u die :twisted:

 

 

 

*inserts coin O:) *

I got another one?

 

Also, why would I eat it if I already know its effects?

 

 

 

Actually, I didnt die...because I was at the hospital and they removed the toxins in the sandwich....or something

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, you get a can of pepsi...that was a bit old...and shaken up...

 

When you open it, it explodes and the cola goes everywhere...and you get badly hurt....and I didnt...because I was still in the hospital...

 

 

 

chuck norris comes and round-house kicks you right into the hospital bed (then i have to give him the 20 i said i'd give him to do it )

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

You actually gave him a 5...and he wanted a 20 so he round-house kicks out the window...

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Dont point out that I didnt get hurt in this one)