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The Vending Machine Game!

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ROLMMYFAO!!!!! (Um yah...) A giant talking head drops out of the machine and starts sing "Bohemian Rhapsody".

 

 

 

Hmmmm what happens if I...

 

 

 

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

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Machine eats your finger and spits back a dragon claw which you glue instead of the missing finger. Now you're cool! ;P

 

 

 

*inserts a spinach roll*

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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a flaming arrow lands behind you (for the last time people, STAND ON THE GIANT RED X!!!! THERE'S EVEN A PICTURE!! :evil: )

 

 

 

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

a bandit pops out of the machine and kills you and takes all your stuff and your money

 

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you get a free name change...you are now I_suck_21

 

*inserts coin*

A badger with a hat and a stick comes out and tapdances for you for 20 minutes.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

"Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."

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a 15 year old girl comes and karate kicks you in your face! ha take that!!!

 

 

 

 

 

< crazilingly inserts coin while hand is being spastic >

i am a paint noob

ur palm gets read you will die soon before...o never mind it happened

 

 

 

 

 

*you deside you dont wanna instert a coin so you throw it and it bounces off a steel beam and goes into the slot*

A genie pops out and says, "If you had given that coin willingly I would have given you 3 wishes, but instead, you get... *dramatic music* NOTHING! Bye."

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

 

 

 

*coin clanks into coin return*

 

 

 

*inserts coin again*

 

 

 

*process repeats several times*

 

 

 

Freaking machine. *jams the coin in once more* *machine works*

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A brand new computer falls out onto yours, ruining both. The box, a pair of scissors, and the original packaging appear.

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts proof of purchase*

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you get round house kicked by...guess who...me (duh)

 

 

 

*intersts coin*

Grammar lessons.

 

 

 

*Inserts Coin*

you get evil waffle ninjas

 

 

 

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tht waffle ninjas slide around in the machine for a while before a coin drops out.

 

 

 

*puts the coin back in*

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an all included trip to a private island with B-E-A utifull wimons and 1 mill in cash

 

 

 

 

 

insert coin

How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math?

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you get g4y male pr0n... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

<----inserts coin---->

wop wop

You get a kick in the face for mentioning porn on a family forum....

 

 

 

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

you get your brain removed for mentioning my AdultsOnly coment on these family forums

 

 

 

<----inserts another coin---->

wop wop

the ceiling cat comes out of the coin slot better luck next time

 

 

 

*insterts coin*

gets hit with flames of zammy for being a guthix foloer

 

 

 

 

 

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Founder of C.E.T.

Sorry I was gone for so long......anyway, back to the game.....

 

 

 

You get teleported to ScapeRune and you are held in prison while Prison Pete escapes and locks you inside.....

 

 

 

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

A cat falls out the box and digs it's claws into your face. You have to lick it to get it off.

 

 

 

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Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!

the bag of chips gets stuck

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

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(\/) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

(O.o) cabbage rools

(><) my sig is cool, if you agree put this in your sig. *is too lazy to animate*

^the bunny is back! yay!

the bag of chips fall out and explode at your feet, sending chips shooting into your flesh, injuring you. Unforunetly, I was standing too near and I was also hit by the chips.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(If you want, you can get me hurt in your post)

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Dai jou bui!

 

The full stop and comma are your friend....

http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299

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