July 14, 200619 yr You didn't insert a coin. The machine makes you pay Fudgepuppy2 3 mill for not following directions.
July 14, 200619 yr The coin drops in the machine into a black hole which is inside the machine. It teleports the coin to right above you head and also happens to enlarge 100x. The coin drops on you crushing your body beneath it.
July 14, 200619 yr A sudden earthquake registering a 10 on the Richter scale collapses the building on top of you. It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;)
July 14, 200619 yr ...You get a drink *gosh* -.- ..... it flys out and hits you in the crotch. :x Joined Runescape: 23/01/02 |||. Retired from Runescape: 07/07/2007[hide=Quotes]Elfs creating a crystal Axe would be like GreenPeace creating a Nuclear Powered Harpoon for killing seals..."Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'[/hide]Drops: Ahrims Hood, Guthans set FULL (minus legs), dragon half shield, dragon legs/skirt
July 14, 200619 yr He gets stuck half way with his legs haning out and eats all the food inside because he is hungry. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
July 14, 200619 yr the coin goes in, but slides out because of the fat mechanic. <^inserts coin^> Click Here 4 My Crafting Guide!Yes, I Do have over 100,000+ Emails. I get about 100+ every day. Want some?
July 14, 200619 yr a bee viciously attacks you and and stings you on the arm. how did i know you were gonna say that? you get a banana
July 14, 200619 yr a monkey jumps out of the machine, eats the banana, and yells "its not peanut butter and jelly time!!!"
July 14, 200619 yr the monkey starts getting stalked by crazy pervy stalker (smile) i am a paint noob
July 14, 200619 yr The vending machine hypnotises you into thinking that you are the pic in your sig. *inserts ten pound note* Click on Website to join my clan, Impures Unite.Shouldn't there be more dwarf truck stops? Click to support.
July 14, 200619 yr ten 'pounds' of cow fat comes and hits you in the face and you fall down O:) *inserts coin and prays for something good* Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
July 14, 200619 yr The vending machine makes a crude farting noise and a bad smell comes your way. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
July 14, 200619 yr the funny little rock you thought you were on comes and hits you in the face but you feel fine *inserts coin* Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
July 15, 200619 yr you get shoved into firey pits of doom The Following Animals Are Communist1. The Ant2. The Cockroach3. The Rabbit4. The Eloi5. The Mouse6. The Penguin7. The Smurfs Hail the Victorious Red State!
July 15, 200619 yr a trapdoor opens to your left (next time, STAND ON THE GIANT RED X!!! :evil: ) Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^ Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:
July 15, 200619 yr a frog comes and eates your sword and steals your soul you now have caner The Following Animals Are Communist1. The Ant2. The Cockroach3. The Rabbit4. The Eloi5. The Mouse6. The Penguin7. The Smurfs Hail the Victorious Red State!
July 15, 200619 yr The vending machine falls over and crushes you. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
July 16, 200619 yr it detects that it if a fake coin and promptly contacts the CIA, NSA, FBI to you scheme and has you arrested off-topic:going under, your sig r0x0rs my b0x0rs <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle
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