you get an annoying theme song \

 

 

 

Bin laden turns up an steals the machine, CIA alerts the USA that bin laden has a nuke bomb and kill him - recovers the machine. (use ur imagination, i think that in a movie)

 

 

 

the machine reject and you get hit by bin laden carrus -9999999999999

 

*error*

 

 

 

shoots funky disco lasers everywhere and when people start danceing the lasers touch them and they die

 

 

 

a monkey takes controll of the machine he peels you like a bananna and eats u :uhh:

 

 

 

a giant bannanaa eats your soul and steals your armour. you tranported to mars you die

 

u are given a box with a couple of holes in and its starts shaking when u pick it up.......suddenly a new breed of poisonous lizard jumps out bites ur neck and within 5 seconds ur on the ground in spasms u die 7 seconds l8r

 

a fish gives you a wet kiss that tastes like overdue cheese mixed with my brother's sweaty socks

 

 

 

the machine spits out triangle shaped sandwhichs. the machine turns in to the sandwhich lady!!!!!!!!! Don Don da

 

You get hit over that head with a loud voice saying " I said a Meat Pie"

 

You die, you respawn near the same lizard that killed you.

 

the lizard gets spit out and eats you soul and saradomin now is argy at you and you die.

 

The symbol gets jammed.The earth starts shaking. A huge fissure appears in the ground behind you. The hand of god comes out of the earth and drags you down to hell. I pick up your wallet.

 

 

 

You get a police agent asking you how you got that coin

 

 

 

out of order

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

< insert cd >

The machine attempts unsuccessfully to play the cd, but it starts beeping rapidly, faster and faster. Unable to multitask like this, the machine explodes, turning the surrounding ground into a huge crater, and causes lemon-sized chunks of charred wood land to rain down (creating a cloud of dust that smells burnt and lemony at the same time). In the middle of the crater, you see that the cd remains untouched and unaffected by the explosion. However, just as you are about to pick it up, a sinkhole suddenly opens up and swallows it. It tries to swallow you also, but you run away. Too bad.

 

 

 

you get a massive barrel of thermite dropped on you. You survive, but then realize there is fuse wire burning towards you. You try to run, but the thermite gets lit. you melt to death in the 2500 degree farenhite(sp?) inferno.

 

 

 

*inserts thermite with fuse wire*

Guthix gives me pity and brings me back i avenge all the who killed me and i kill the guy that take my coins

 

Chuck Norris rips through the front of the machine in the Mysterious Old Man's bloodied clothing.

 

 

 

He hands you an uncut sapphire.

 

 

 

you get a simpsons brand soda with a free jagged metal krusty O in it

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

an anvil lands on your right (what is it with people not standing on the giant red X? Do i have to draw a picture?)

 

 

 

you get all of your stats reduced to lvl 1...now who is the noob?

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

an anvil lands on your right (what is it with people not standing on the giant red X? Do i have to draw a picture?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

yes ill draw it for you

 

 

 

o = machine

 

x = x

 

 

 

o

 

x

 

 

 

 

 

you get nothing cause you wouldnt give the machine full dragon

 

 

 

inserts full bronze

Starts raining frogs then the apocolypse is upon everyone but me

 

 

 

You get a slice of bread.

 

 

 

 

 

YOU GET A GRILLE FROM PAUL WALL!

 

 

 

 

me inserts coin! :pray: