November 28, 200619 yr a rabid kittycat crawls out and bites you in the face ............|>...\.|>...........
November 28, 200619 yr it becomes a friendly non rabid kitty cat, but it still kills you anyways Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 28, 200619 yr The machine doesn't accept human so it flames you to death. :twisted: NOTE: Literally flaming, not insulting.
November 29, 200619 yr it attacks my mewtwo, but my mewtwo pwns it Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 29, 200619 yr You receive a vial of gypsy tears, and some fresh imported Kazakh pubis. *inserts bobble-head doll of... Mike Tyson*
November 29, 200619 yr you get nothing because you didn't insert a coin! *searches round for a coin* *finds a gold bar and mets it down to a coiFinally! finally! *inserts shiney new coin*
November 29, 200619 yr You didn't say what country it was from. So you inserts a coin from 3,000B.C. you are stuck in the desert in the past forever. :twisted:
November 29, 200619 yr you are exiled to a desert island Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 30, 200619 yr it melts, inside theres a christmas cracker...which i take Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 30, 200619 yr The vending machine rejects it, but wait, after you get outside the tree grows so fast this world ends, since the tree will become as big as the earth quick. I'm a Zamorakian BTW. \
November 30, 200619 yr The machine, which is a proud follower of Guthix, mangles your Zammy coin and spits it out at your face. *inserts half a jug of wine*
November 30, 200619 yr was it mine? :P jk :D. anyways, the guy finds you, and beats the living daylights out of you Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
December 1, 200619 yr The vending machine takes all his items and spits out the little skull and crossbones thingy above his head. *inserts wc pure who didn't even bother to pick an appearance*
December 2, 200619 yr The machine eats the pure and then changes you into magical runes, and you get hurt every time someone uses you for high alchemying, teleporting, killing, teleport freezing, etc. :twisted:
December 2, 200619 yr You jam up the slot, and the machine starts spitting out all of the change within it. Congratulations! You won the lottery! 10 minutes later, the police arrest you for tampering with the vending machine. *inserts baguette*
December 3, 200619 yr the baguatte gets stuck in the machine, causing it to blow up, and all your intestines come out, and you die, too bad, that would've been a good time to see what your intestines look like.
December 3, 200619 yr the machine begins firing the pennies at you rapid-fire like a machine gun. You are ripped to shreds. *inserts shred of jys072595*
December 4, 200619 yr The Vending Machine spits it directly at your brain stem because of its frustration! *Inserts a leprechaun in the machine*
December 4, 200619 yr Y0u |34rn h0w 70 7yp3 1n |337 8u7 r34||y ju57 r1p 0ff |337k3y 3x73n510n .. -. ... - . .-. - ... .- -.-. --- .. -. (That means inserts a coin in morse)
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