The machine gurgles for a bit, and out comes a can of Surge with a human tooth in it.

 

 

 

{Insert Coin}

you get a leaking hydrogen fuel cell :twisted:

 

 

 

[inserts coin]

nothing interesting happens

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[inserts poonage]

You get a note asking you what poonage is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The manager's shotgun combusts, destroying the vending machine. You get a new vending machine that only accepts clean coins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Insert shiny coin)

you get a shiny kick in the butt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine spits out a 'Mega Poonage for Dummies 06' manual.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Inserts chipped coin)

The machine only accept whole coins so it beams you to death. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out comes a branding iron and it stamps a large capital 'Z' on your left buttcheek :thumbsup: You're 'owned'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts an ordinary normal coin.

get an ordinary soda, but wait, somethings not ordinary. It has a note. What does the note say? "This note is just a distraction and if your reading it it means a tranined assasin is aimng a high calibur rifle at your. Nothing more needs to be said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a fancy coin

You get fancy Coke

 

 

 

*inserts dollar bill*

The vending machine jams and breaks (Simultaneously, AHA!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Pauses*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*recalls rumors about good Spleen Loot*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Returns to 'RealWorld'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[starts returning to runescape][/finish]

The machine, unable to understand your weird coding stuff, begins to shoot sparks and make a crackling sound. It short-circuits and sends a wave of electrical energy through the room, frying you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts plastic butter knife*

you get some plastic butter... like plastic cheese, but butter shaped

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my, you win...A biscuit! *you eat the biscuit* *you realise that there is a note saying that it is made from processed keyboard* *you become a combuter*

 

 

 

Me: *inserts rune into weird looking spleen giving machine*

you get a spleen. its gross and slimy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine doesn't accept nonexistance objects so it bleeps so loud that the boss finds you and fires you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually I didn't, because you didn't say how I died, so techinclly I didn't die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a Zamorak PlateBody, 13 noted sharks and a rune longsword.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The monster on Zamorak PlateBody comes alive and tries to eat you, and so does the 13 sharks, the rune longsword also comes alive and tries to stap you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You receive a note saying "I'm going to go home and cry now. People like you are why I cut. Signed, The Vending Machine."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts C batteries*

You see the machine lighting up, as if it is pleased, but suddenly you read a label on the front "AAA Batteries only. Do not mix new and old batteries. Cabbage is an alternate energy source to power such a powerful machine."

 

 

 

The machine lets out a high pitched electronic squeal, and I insert 3 AAA batteries and a nice shiny coin.

*A cherry bomb pops out and explodes on contact with your foot. After it explodes, a small piece of paper is left in its place. Upon closer inspection, you see that it reads "Please insert fifty cents."*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts 2 dimes, 3 nickels, another dime, and four pennies... Reaches hand under vending machine and retrieves a penny with the year 1901 on it. Dusts it off and inserts the last penny.*

The note was a hoax, and the machine shots the coins back out at you at rapid fire. You fall back, and I grab the Coke is vends.

The machine, furious that you didn't give it any money, drops a small, cylindrical object in the slot. You grab it and take it outside... only to realize that it's a pipebomb. BOOM!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts risque deck of cards*

The machine begins to play cards with you. In the end you win and get a warm Coke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts normal coin.