The machine think it's Norman's coin since normal coin could be anything. Cents, Pound, Euros......... so it kills you since the vending machine wants to have its revenge against Norman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a skull of dead Rayquaza"

it returns an error message and eats your coin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

The vending machine gets extremely furious, you didn't say which coin, so it gives you a super-poisoned Coke, which you drink, and die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a beautiful gleaming coin with a picture of a cabbage on it.*

As the machine spits out your drink, the smell of the cabbage coin becomes too much for it, and it throws up oil and stuff all over your drink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a card for a free sandwich at a popular sandwich chain*

vending machine transforms into popular sandwich chain and gives you a new 'sandwich' flavoured coke :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1ns3rr7z c0yn4ge pl0x

The vending machine hates leet speak so you are sent to a VERY evil demension.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the machine turns it into a new soft drink that poons all other soft drinks in which you make BILLIONS :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aren't you suppose to cause something bad to happen, and not luck?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine is also jealous so it eats you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine is a Team Aqua member like me, so it freezes your coin, then shoots it back out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Team Aqua coin*

the world floods over...thanks alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine spits it with a note saying "Pok̮̩̉̉Ball sucks, get me an ultra ball and proud I'll be"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a coin get's coca cola and drinks it*

the machine laughs at you and prints out a note telling you that what you thought was coke wasn't and is actually a cheaper brand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>inserts the cookie monster<

The cookie monster eats you. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a stolen carkey from a very-easy-to-make-very-angry dude*

hes not angry anymore

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine makes a prank call to the FBI and you are in big trouble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off-Topic: Guitarted, how come you're always the one that replies then I use stolen things from very-eay-to-make-very-angry people?

you fall over and the clown from mcdonalds lands on top of you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts materia*

You get a notice saying that you are about to vanish to the land of Oz in five seconds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts violin*

out pops a guitar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It transforms into a bronze armour.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a horse comes out while it poo's on your shoe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a Crusader!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The coin doesnt fit and you go back on the dole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get very "depressed" Americans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it opens up and a dead guy falls out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts dead guy*

zombies come out from the ground and pull you into the earth

 

 

 

inserts my head....