November 23, 200619 yr the machine rejects your coin Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 24, 200619 yr the machine sends a army of Egyptians cuz the coin you put in . they chase you for a day fiannaly catch you and hand you ur coke Cook Or Be Cooked,Slay Or Be Slain,Burn Or Be Burned,Shoot Or Be Shot,Play Or Be Played(working on a new sig)
November 24, 200619 yr vending machine rejects your coin Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 24, 200619 yr Kenny stumbles out of the machine, along with a Diet Coke. You offer the Diet Coke to Kenny who is eating Mentos. He takes a swig, trips, and promptly blasts away, only to fall to the earth several hundred yards away and OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD! *inserts one of the rats gnawing on Kenny's corpse into the vending machine*
November 25, 200619 yr The vending machine cooks it, and you get a rat meat and are forced to eat it since the manager has a gun. >
November 25, 200619 yr nothing happens... 10 hours later... you explode \ *inserts blood rune* World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
November 25, 200619 yr the machine makes a loud noise. the FBI comes and shoots you *inserts can of pepsi* World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
November 25, 200619 yr The vending machine isn't a recycling machine so it gives you a note telling you to recycle the can. Meanwhile somewhere in Japan a guy in Japanesse is saying "Where must I have put them?" Yes, I used a vortex to grab the key all the way from Japan quick.
November 25, 200619 yr The yo-yo comes alive and uses it's string to crunch your neck until you're dead. And causes trouble around the city.
November 26, 200619 yr The government finally hunts you down for stealing from the Commander in Chief (spending $40 billion in the process) and riddles you with hot lead. *inserts toothpaste*
November 27, 200619 yr you get a toothbrush...OF DEATH :twisted: *inserts rubiks cube* Click here to see my goals and achievements thread
November 27, 200619 yr The rubiks cube is in the vending machine for a while, but after the machine gets frustrated trying to solve it, it launches it at the nearest wall and it shatters. *inserts mashed potatoes*
November 27, 200619 yr Tommy, the Red Ranger, combines with the vending machine components to make a makeshift Megazord and rampages through the store/office/place where the vending machine is. *inserts Poke Ball*
November 27, 200619 yr The machine upgrades it to an ultra ball, and a gyarados comes out of it and uses hyper beam on you. :twisted:
November 27, 200619 yr * I fall out of the machine, hug you and climb pack in * Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
November 27, 200619 yr The machine gives a loud scream, I hear it and shoot you for stealing my wallet.
November 27, 200619 yr the machine is so frightened becuase it thought it was a picture of you that it ejects the coin out at such high speeds it makes a clear cut and gets lodged in your brain. <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle
November 27, 200619 yr You insert the human eye, the machine hates murderers so the FBI is outside waiting for you to accept that you're arrested. Edit: Thanks the49ronin for correcting the typo.
November 27, 200619 yr You insert the human eye, the machine hates murderers so the FBI is outside waiting for you to accept that you're arrested. The machine does not people that roll their eyes so it chews up the smiley and puts a little pixel in each drink <the49ronin> O_o methinks ard is acting mighty high and pretty -.- <Ard_Choille> I am pretty <Ard_Choille> fo shizzle
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