dictionary comes out and breaks all your bones in your body

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a dragon comes out and marries you :3>

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

You get a chaos emerald! *special stage whirr*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts death cookie of tooth decay and not niceness*

You get a "mouth" of false teeth! It attempts to eat you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a piece of bent metal*

You get a coin!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*steals coin*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get an angry rabid cat in a duffel bag.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The coins dies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts tongue...mmm metally

Your tongue freezes to the machine since the metal is below freezing. Way to go! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I insert a bullet.

you get shot by my P90

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[inserts coin]

you get kicked in the bootie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[inserts +44]

you hear tom delonge laugh derivesivly from somewhere in the machine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine is already out of order by the time you try to put it in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a trillion tonnes of kryptonite falls on you the second the change happens killing you instantly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine gives you back the lamp, you rub it and demonic genie comes out of it asking "How does getting killed make you a hero?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you recieve a piece of paper from the machine bearing the words "watch the superman movies"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a note telling you that the emote has already been used and also tells you to be more specific, "watch the x movies" doesn't help anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a giant finger comes out of the top of the vending machine and pokes you in the eye

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a brand new DVD player, but when you play it can only play backwards and in black/white

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

david hasslehoff appears and asks why you have the keys to knightrider

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine hates music so it beams you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the ticket had expired twelve years ago and was printed on a cracker so the machine picks you up and piledrives you into the floor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The mananger of the machine sees you and shoots you because he finds you suspicous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you get elephantitis

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You now look like Borat, even if you don't act like him, you become as unfortunate as him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a coin with face of Groudon on it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd be surpriced if this wouldn't result in a monster attacking the city. :twisted:

The machine decides since groudon has 7 letters, and 7 is prime, it won't make a groudon-typed monster. It instead gives you a box of chocolates and roses- that are oddly ticking...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts 1 yen in the machine*