You get a can of Dr. Pepper. Finally, a nice soda! Well, it turns out to be a bomb in disguise... KABOOM! The soda literally "Exploded on you" :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Puts a cookie into the slightly bent vending machine*

A runescape Forum Mod comes out and gives you his shiny green hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get 5 $100 bills rubber-banded together on a string. When you reach for it, the machine pulls it away from you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a chilli cheese fry*

You clog the coin slot up with chille cheese fry, nothing comes out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

scapes out slot with quarter and inserts 50 cents hopefully....... :pray:

You get a newspaper from 1882.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOON IS CHEESE MOON IS CHEESE - continued page 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts coin with lollipop stuck to it.

You get a lollipop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine starts vibrating violently and the kool-aid guy smashes through the front exclaiming " Oh yeah!! Oh yeah!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts 1gp

It seems it doesn't accepts things from a fantasy worlds so it explodes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts carkey of the president of the united states's best car.*

you get nothing since it blew up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the 1337 cow killer from animal magnetism comes out and pwns 15 suddenly appeared cows in one hit....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P

you get your bacon returned covered in posion, eat it, you know you want to

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[inserts coin]

you get a brand new [/url=http]TELEPHONE[/url]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a monkey holding a frying pan wearing a sombraro. #-o Not again! You wanted the cookie, didn't you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Insterts coin*

You get a soda. Then, the SWAT team comes to tranquilize you for stealing their soda.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts SWAT team*

The SWAT-team gets crushed in the machine and you get a bunch of MP5's and bulletproof wests, and of course clips to MP5's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a rabid wolf with rabies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts :uhh: - this dude!

You get a sad face smiley.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a soda. When you touch it, you automatically are teleported to Nambia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Lightning McQueen*

You get a little box, that when you open it screams. You manage to close it, but get tinitus for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine spends the money to upgrade itself and is now powerful and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a note that says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Go to a church, go there and find a priest, if priest not available to go another church not so far away, there take the skull of dead people, if marriage be, desturb it and take a page outta bible, then go to da baker and ask for a bread, if he have no bread go to the next bakery, if they are busy and line is long, knock everyone outta the way and get a baker's note, go to a cinema and see a movie, if no movie is shown go to another cinema, if all tickets are out of order sneak into the cinema, take a note from the fat dude in the cinema and go to an island, go to a beachhouse and get a shovel, if no shovel is there go to another beachhouse, if you can't afford it just steal it, dig on a spot market X, if it's already been dug go to another spot, if you're forbidden to dig there shoot the guard, and dig the treasure there on the right X."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I'm trying to confuse the machine.

you get some moldy bread

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts digivice*

You get a pokeball.

 

 

 

*Inserts Cabbage*

you get ten thousand more cabbages.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts an IOU. :)

No luck, Try putting it in the other way,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts A shiny quat'a

thx for the cash sucker

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a noted p-hat