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The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a life time supply of those pennut candies that everyone hates. *Grats*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant.

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The machine puts you on fire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm back.

A tuna named Felipe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts dancing tuna*

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It gets out with a Katana and slaps you till the death! Go felipe of doom, go!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Mmm! Free Coke!" you hear from the inside of the machine, and then you decide that maybe if you insert yourself, you could get inside the machine and get unlimited Cokes, so you fit yourself in the coin slot, but are slowly and painfully eaten in the process.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a shiny, golden, expensive, polished gold coin.

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a chia pet drops out of the hole and shatters on the ground because you didnt catch it in time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a check for 1million dollars....

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pixel sig and avatar by me.

a camera comes out and blinds you with it's flash. Then, a picture of you with your face scrunched up comes out of the little hole with a little orange sticker on the back that says "PAID"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts coin

.........

...|>..

.\.|>..

.........

Your shirt goes through the machine and gets ripped up. It also gets covered in dirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts coin.

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you know there is a place called outside, better graphics 100% pvp and no fee to play :-w

you get a bag of brown peanuts

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

you get puched for not inserting anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts 4gb flash drive.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

A program on your flashdrive hacks the machine and you get all the sodas in it for free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a paperclip

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pixel sig and avatar by me.

u accidentally put the paperclip into the lock and find out u can pick locks. all the cash falls onto u.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts coin

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The vending machine feels empty without all it's coins, so it steals your wallet, goes to the bank, cashes your life savings into coins, fills itself back up, and then returns to 'vend' you your soda.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

Inserts Coin

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

You get your head smashed in by a mob for not putting anything into the machine. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts " :D :) \:D/ :thumbsup: :boohoo: " paper.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:grrr you fixed it while I was typing. :evil:

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

The machine only accepts 100, 400, and 937.3 dollar bills. It's internal programming calls security and you are arrested for prostitution.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts 937.3 dollar bill.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

the plague comes out of the machine and u die slowly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert coin

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you get 1'000'000'000'000 million billion trillion xillion rotten eggs

Why even try with that idiot? Honestly, there is no point whatsoever. I'd get better replies if I argued with a tree stump.

You got burned by a flamethrower because you didn't put in a coin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts coin

you get a life.

 

 

 

ha, not really.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[inserts slug]

100 slugs come out of the vending machine and cover you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert coin

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The machine gets angry because people keep on puting in coins and shoots all the diet pops at you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts coffin.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

the coffin wont fit in the coin slot so u replace the vending machine with the coffin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts vampire into coffin

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