the vampire objects being inserted into a drink machine and puches you in the nose *ouch*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts gahhs broken nose

you get the rest of my body.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts this smile--> :uhh:

Gets this smile ---> :shame: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gets this smile ---> :shame: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finds some photos of hot miniature girls in a capsule (LOL! :P )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^ turns knob.....what comes out?

You get good customer support from runescape...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the vending machine doesnt accept moms. so it rejects it and my mum punches your face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert computer

U get a bunch of noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nothin comes out so u bash it...like thats gonna help

 

 

 

good 1, now we cant get stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ahhh but theres a vending machine around the corner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin**turns knob**punches in number*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehehe he forgot to turn knob and put in number hehehe

the number u punched in was 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999...etc. so u get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999...etc. cans of soft drink which all pile onto u and squash u untill ur dead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert coin

you get: a smack on the head #-o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert coin

You get Chuck Norris jumping out of the machine and round-house kicking you back in time so you dont insert the coin. He then round-house kicks you back to the future without a clue of what just happened and are standing with a coin wondering what to do with it but you have an odd feeling of not to put it into the machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Insert coin (reluctantly)

you get an old lady pop out of the vending machine and break ur legs as you scream in pain laughing to her evil laugh

 

 

 

u get the entire air force from the whole world and each plane/helicopter etc. drops one bomb onto you. u manage to shoot one bomb down before the others all fall onto you and you die....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert coin

You get a barrel of.. Oh wait.. *you kick the machine* No, a dented barrel of honey!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evil beats good rarily, because it's hard work. But these worked hard on becoming very evil. The Dark Knights (they aren't humans, they are shadowed knights) defeats your army and force you to a slavery.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a coin. Get's a coke and drinks it.*

 

 

 

*inserts another coin*

You get two sodas. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Babe Ruth comes up behind you and takes your soda

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a message that says "Best Buy is better" because it is in this machine's opinion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then a hammer comes out of nowhere and crunches you, you're fainted for 4 years, when you wake up, you find yourself inside a grave and try to get yourself out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*leaves the machine alone.*

the machine is angry so it transforms into a vending car and runs you over

 

 

 

meanwhile i get into a tank so it cant run me over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a note telling you "How can the machine be angry if I left it alone?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a coin*

A massive spork falls from the sky, spearing you in half :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts spam obsessed viking*

once inside the viking smashes the vending machine inside out. all the contents come out (coins) and i pick them all up. the viking gets angry and chases after you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boing! A lil something called tar comes and you become very sticky. I throw you into the parth of the viking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then when some rain comes over you you insert a fake coin on a string. The machine gives you a slip of paper saying George Clooney.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine gives you a Dr. Pepper...

 

 

 

You pound on it because you wanted a Coke...

 

 

 

It falls on you and crushes you...