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The Vending Machine Game!

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Nothing comes, nothing goes (you didn't put anything in)!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts a pie<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

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You turn into the pie and a fat woman runs after you and says "No good pie get's away from me. My kids needs it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a magical coin that explodes inside the machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then frame it on one of the boss's best assistant and get him fired.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time don't be an ignorant. :notalk:

You turn into the pie and a fat woman runs after you and says "No good pie get's away from me. My kids needs it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a magical coin that explodes inside the machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then frame it on one of the boss's best assistant and get him fired.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time don't be an ignorant. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, had some lag, I didn't mean to ignore you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The best assistant proves that it was your fault by using the security camera recordings so you get fined.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts a new pie + a bag of chips<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

I was talking about barnstormers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm happy that he fined me but didn't fire me. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone throws a pie at you and you become chips.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a coin with a picture of the ugliest man in the world on it*

I was talking about barnstormers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm happy that he fined me but didn't fire me. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone throws a pie at you and you become chips.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a coin with a picture of the ugliest man in the world on it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a n00b cake and the world ugliest man drags you into the machine to date with you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts another vending machine<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

The pok̮̩̉̉mon comes alive and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh good thing you're here, you help keeping most of the thread active.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a fake FBI ID with picture of Will Smith on it.*

The machine comes alive just like in I, Robot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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You get your own n00b who will keep begging you to put money into him through his belly buttom...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts himself<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you go through the machine, spurting blood eveywhere, untill all thats left is a can called "solent cola".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get coke.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts 3 coins 3 times and get's three coca colas and drinks them. Inserts yet another coin.*

The government makes your vending machine illegal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts money stolen from a gunman that is ALWAYS angry, no matter what.*

The machine doesn't accept humans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the dude hasn't caught me yet, the machine only kicks me? This oughta be fun. I'll do it again: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts money stolen from a gunman that is ALWAYS angry, no matter what.*

The machine kicks you again but in more specific locations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like forum text games much?

um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.

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Yeah, STEEL PANTS RULE!!!!!! :twisted: I can use the same coin over and over again, the dude still hasn't found me. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine doesn't know what an FGI is so is exmines the object, but you can't leave until it has exmined it enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll do this again, obviously the owner I stole the coin from will NEVER get me. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts money stolen from a gunman that is ALWAYS angry, no matter what.*

the machine launches pepsi bottles at you and they kill you

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

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You get my dead body :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts hand-granate<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You blow up the world, all thats left is a vending machine..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

The machine takes your hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't stop using that coin, I'd love to stop using that but I can't help it. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*uses the same coin as last time*

the same coin flies out and KO's you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, but when will the guy get me? This is getting boring. If he won't get me this time, I WILL stop using that coin and use something more exciting. I promise. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The demonic cat stops being lazy and enslaves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts money stolen from a gunman that is ALWAYS angry, no matter what.*

 

 

 

for the last time.

Ok whatever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts :wall: *

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