March 22, 200719 yr You are buried under a pile of rocks. The vending machine then tells you that it hates you to. Thanks to GoldWorks!
March 23, 200719 yr ur account gets hacked *oh dear* :roll: *inserts coin* thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig
March 23, 200719 yr ur account gets hacked *oh dear* :roll: *inserts coin* The machine starts jumping around screaming; "I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!!" >Inserts Ice cream< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 23, 200719 yr The machine throws the Ice Cream at you. *inserts a note that says "I swear to the demon I didn't do it!!!!!!!"*
March 23, 200719 yr The machine throws the Ice Cream at you. *inserts a note that says "I swear to the demon I didn't do it!!!!!!!"* You get a note saying "Oh shut up and give me an ice cream!!!" >Inserts a note saying: "Why do you want an ice cream and do you hate me?"< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 23, 200719 yr You get a note that says "Because I want something to throw you with. And yes I do hate you, I'm sick and tired of serving you some stupid soda." *inserts a magical coins that eliminates all the magic of the vending machine and makes it normal vending machine.*
March 23, 200719 yr You get a note that says "Because I want something to throw you with. And yes I do hate you, I'm sick and tired of serving you some stupid soda." *inserts a magical coins that eliminates all the magic of the vending machine and makes it normal vending machine.* You get a note saying: "Okay I'ill turn into a normal vending machine!" And then it tips over and lands on you crushing every bone in your body! Walks over to a new vending machine >Inserts note< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 23, 200719 yr you get a cheapo cheapo coke, and $4.99 back. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 23, 200719 yr You become a human made out of cheese. And you eat yourself because you're so hungry. *inserts a fake FBI ID with the name "George Bush Isanidiot" and picture of George Bush making insane face.*
March 23, 200719 yr You become a human made out of cheese. And you eat yourself because you're so hungry. *inserts a fake FBI ID with the name "George Bush Isanidiot" and picture of George Bush making insane face.* The machine gets hiccups because you just scared it, then it askes you when ever it's you. You get so angry that you smashes the machine with Chuck Norris's skull but Chuck Norris gets pissed and attacks you but I tries to rescue you but we are both killed! >Inserts my will< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 23, 200719 yr You get Cheney's face on 2 coins Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.
March 23, 200719 yr you get the fonz come out and throw coke cans at you til you luy down still. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 23, 200719 yr The machine eats the pie, then falls on you. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.
March 23, 200719 yr No you aren't, because the building the vending machine is now in, is now locked, permenantly. *sneakes into that building and uses fifteen dollors.*
March 23, 200719 yr You get everything in the machine, all the bombs, TNT, explosive, and an pulled grenade. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left.
March 24, 200719 yr You get everything in the machine, all the bombs, TNT, explosive, and an pulled grenade. In Soviet Russia, vending machines inserts YOU!! Source: Uncyclopedia >Inserts Cappies (Capitalists)< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 24, 200719 yr You get some socialists *inserts annoying little brother* Runescape membership: 5 Euro/month. Double RS joy: PricelessMy drawings (like my sig)Say something nice to the person above you
March 24, 200719 yr you get an army of annoying little brothers who grass to your mom that your on this forum past your bedtime. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 24, 200719 yr You get nothing as you didn't notice the sign "out of order". *shoots a security guard, steals his keys and inserts the keys into the machine.*
March 24, 200719 yr The guard becomes a zombie and eats your brains. he takes back his keys and goes to his phonebook and gets a mechanic to fix the machine. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 24, 200719 yr THE MACHINE SWINGS OPEN AND BURIES YOU IN DEAD RATS THAT HAVE CLIMBED INTO IT OVER THE YEARS. <img src="http://killm3.x10.mx/rotate.php" alt="Header" width="400" height="100" />
March 25, 200719 yr You get a packet of apple seeds, but get fined 50k gp because you ate them in runescape, when it was banned in the whole world (exept in shilo village) Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 25, 200719 yr You get a packet of apple seeds, but get fined 50k gp because you ate them in runescape, when it was banned in the whole world (exept in shilo village) You get a Cabage!!! >Inserts Humour< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
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