March 31, 200719 yr You get a green hat that is dirty! >Inserts phr33 sto0f< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 31, 200719 yr you get a cake. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 31, 200719 yr The Machine give you nothing but Veltia offers you another slice of "n00b cake". >Inserts Coin< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 31, 200719 yr Superman saves you because there is a gun man that wants to kill you. *takes picture of superman flying with Veltia.* *inserts the picture.* and... *Aims a gun at the machine and says "Gimme something good, or else you're dead."*
March 31, 200719 yr the machine crushes you and says, no your dead! ha Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
March 31, 200719 yr Superman saves you because there is a gun man that wants to kill you. *takes picture of superman flying with Veltia.* ^QUOTED^ Now you will always be known having written that \ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recives cash! >Inserts Superman (I had some kryptonite in the pocket)< Edit: w00t page seventy!!! :XD: In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
March 31, 200719 yr What? Gazzy got cash and I get nothing? I was the one that took the picture. Anyway Superman's wife asks someone to get the kryptonite away, and kills you for killing his husband. *waits til Superman's wife flies away, then inserts Veltia's heart.*
April 1, 200719 yr What? Gazzy got cash and I get nothing? I was teh one that took teh picture. Anyway Superman's wife asks someone to get teh kryptonite away, and kills you 4 killing his husband. *waits til Superman's wife flies away, then inserts Veltia's heart.* the machine does nothing, you shake it until something happens when all of the sudden the machine falls on you... :anxious: inserts coin
April 1, 200719 yr Gets false coin back. Inserts crystal seed Runescape membership: 5 Euro/month. Double RS joy: PricelessMy drawings (like my sig)Say something nice to the person above you
April 4, 200719 yr 2 elves jump out of it and attack you with crystal bows for 2 30s and the rest of ur hps *shoves in the elves into the tiny coin slot they scream and i take their bows* That pic is soo me lol!
April 4, 200719 yr You get a macro, have fun. Inserts coin ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8
April 4, 200719 yr What? Gazzy got cash and I get nothing? I was the one that took the picture. Don't worry, i give you a couple of dollars for cleaning MY Gutters. Anyway, you get a large monkey that sits on you. It hurts. A lot. Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!
April 4, 200719 yr A rock falls on you, that huge rock would ONLY fall on people that responde to the person they are not suppose to. *uses a chainsaw on that rock, not to save you, but to take piece of the rock and put it in the vending machine.*
April 5, 200719 yr The machine tips over and cracks the floor, not only it lands on you, it also makes an hole into the floor below and lands on you - again! >Inserst Easter Egg< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
April 5, 200719 yr The easter bunny comes out of nowhere and takes the egg, slaps you and says "You aren't supposed to get this until easters." *inserts an idiot.*
April 5, 200719 yr The machine spits him out inserts smiley :ohnoes: Runescape membership: 5 Euro/month. Double RS joy: PricelessMy drawings (like my sig)Say something nice to the person above you
April 5, 200719 yr 3 stick figures come out and shoot you with an f2000 while i sneak over and take your wallet. :-w :-w *inserts your body and the bullet* That pic is soo me lol!
April 5, 200719 yr the body is swallowed and the bullet is shot at you, killing you *inserts tongue* Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay!
April 5, 200719 yr A robot hand comes out of nowhere and pulls your tongue into the vending machine. *inserts eyes of Thor the god of thunder.*
April 6, 200719 yr Thor comes walking down the hallway to the machine, and asks where his eyes are. You have no comment to this, so it angers him. He picks up his hammer and starts swinging it madly in circles, finally hitting you in the side of the head crushing your skull.
April 6, 200719 yr A black man comes out of nowhere and says, "What the hell are you doing man? Aw man, you shouldn't put blood on the machine. Why the hell are you doing it?" Then a fat guy punches you in the face before you get chance to answer and says "Nobody bleeds my vending machine, nobody." *inserts a coin to a vending machine located in a plane that flies from NYC to Tokyo, Japan.*
April 6, 200719 yr you didnt see the *out of order* note on the other side now the airplane explodes, you and another 45people die.. insterts rune arrow tip
April 6, 200719 yr And out comes a rune arrow flying out the machine but too fast for you to dogde it so you get hit and needs to spent a hell lot of time in hospital! *Picks up MjÃÆÃâÃâølner (Thor's hammer)* >Inserts it in the machine in hope that it will return to Thor< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
April 11, 200719 yr If only you knew it was Loki's inheritance...In case Thor went blind,it was insurance or something Inserts self to retrieve all the cool stuff in there.Except the lame stuff that I hate,including Blaziken's bloody body. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
April 11, 200719 yr Oh well... DAMN YOU LOKE!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You recives some stuff right back together with money! >Inserts note saying/asking: "How in the bloody hell does Americans know that much about acient nordic gods and stuff?"< In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story
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