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You recive a note saying "How do you know abyss random event doesn't exist Real life? And how could you teleport to Japan when teleportation is still not perfect?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts n00bs<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

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You get a player who walks after you everywhere saying: phr33 sto0f pl0x..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Insert a coin*

98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!

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You get a coke, but when you open it, it comes a gun out of it and shoots you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Insert a U. S. Dollar*

98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!

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You get a note asking you "So, what was the FBI agent doing when he found out his coin is lost?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*steals the note and puts it in the vending machine, after escaping from hospital.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get an angry nurse, forcing you to return to the hospital!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts phr33 sto0f<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

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Then shoot you for telling the nurse that, before you get chance to insert free stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't tell her, hornestly :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine starts acting like me and is really pissed off so it starts beating you up 'coz of killing me, after killing you it calls an ambulance so the heart can be transfered back to my main body and it has to regrow all your bones. After 1 week I'm out and you are still in it for 4 years, 11 months, 3 weeks 'till you get out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts phr33 sto0f<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

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^That's good, because I don't play pok̮̩̉̉mon games silly. Why would I be shocked if I was banned from something I don't do? :roll:

 

 

 

I mainly watch the pok̮̩̉̉mon anime, and travel through the pok̮̩̉̉mon world as a villain, but I don't play pok̮̩̉̉mon games.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You see your grandma dying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Uses a hammer to break the machine.*

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The real feds show up behind you and ask you to come with them. You agree and follow them to the alley around back of the building. As you ask them what's going on, they pull out their pistols and put two bullet holes threw your skull, killing you instantly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Fudge

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You recives a note saying: "May I remind you that it's me who is the stupid machine unless someone operated my heart back to my original body!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Runs off*

 

 

 

*Runs into a graveyard gravedigging my own grave*

 

 

 

*Takes body to hospital*

 

 

 

*Gets hearts transplanted*

 

 

 

*Put up the machine at the original spot*

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

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