You recive a note saying "How do you know abyss random event doesn't exist Real life? And how could you teleport to Japan when teleportation is still not perfect?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts n00bs<

You get a player who walks after you everywhere saying: phr33 sto0f pl0x..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Insert a coin*

Your hands comes to life and slaps you to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a coin stolen from a serious FBI agent.*

You get a coke, but when you open it, it comes a gun out of it and shoots you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Insert a U. S. Dollar*

You get a note asking you "So, what was the FBI agent doing when he found out his coin is lost?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*steals the note and puts it in the vending machine, after escaping from hospital.*

You get a note asking you "So, what was the FBI agent doing when he found out his coin is lost?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*steals the note and puts it in the vending machine, after escaping from hospital.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get an angry nurse, forcing you to return to the hospital!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts phr33 sto0f<

Except that I correct her that one of the nurses have let me go since I was cured, and she apologises.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then shoot you for telling the nurse that, before you get chance to insert free stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts your heart of your dead body.*

Then shoot you for telling the nurse that, before you get chance to insert free stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't tell her, hornestly :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine starts acting like me and is really pissed off so it starts beating you up 'coz of killing me, after killing you it calls an ambulance so the heart can be transfered back to my main body and it has to regrow all your bones. After 1 week I'm out and you are still in it for 4 years, 11 months, 3 weeks 'till you get out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts phr33 sto0f<

A random gunman someone other than me shoots you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*4 years, 11 months and 3 weeks*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I sneak into the graveyard, use a shovel, get your heart, and put it in the vending machine.

*inserts TheBlazikenMaster*

I shoot you for not telling what happend to me in the last post.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts Flametrooper's dead brain.*

The Vending machine becomes me (again) and asks you why!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can't insert anything, I AM THE VENDING MACHINE NOW!

You get the answer "Because I'm evil."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a copy of the paper of 1,000+ successful crimes I did in the pok̮̩̉̉mon world, because I'm a villain."

you are arrested and banned from ever playing pok̮̩̉̉mon again :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^That's good, because I don't play pok̮̩̉̉mon games silly. Why would I be shocked if I was banned from something I don't do? :roll:

 

 

 

I mainly watch the pok̮̩̉̉mon anime, and travel through the pok̮̩̉̉mon world as a villain, but I don't play pok̮̩̉̉mon games.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You see your grandma dying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Uses a hammer to break the machine.*

the machine is made of unbreakable ultra-carbonated steel, and you get a sore hand and a dented hammer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The machine becomes gold vending machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a note asking how anything could happen to my hand when I clearly used a hammer."

you get a note saying:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you hit the vending machine, the shock force went through the hammer and into your hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vending machine splits in two and each part forms a new machine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, you got a vending machine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts coin into the original one as you run away with yours*

It doesn't look very oringal. It asks "Password? Password, please?" So you go crazy and confuse yourself to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a coin.*

It shoots all the coins you have inserted so far and shoots them in your eyes, now your blind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*picks up coin out of your eye and inserts it*

A demon comes out of the machine, and forces you to give me back the ability to see things, or else it's slavery time for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a fake FBI ID.*

The real feds show up behind you and ask you to come with them. You agree and follow them to the alley around back of the building. As you ask them what's going on, they pull out their pistols and put two bullet holes threw your skull, killing you instantly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Fudge

You recives a note saying: "May I remind you that it's me who is the stupid machine unless someone operated my heart back to my original body!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Runs off*

 

 

 

*Runs into a graveyard gravedigging my own grave*

 

 

 

*Takes body to hospital*

 

 

 

*Gets hearts transplanted*

 

 

 

*Put up the machine at the original spot*

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

Recieves a will leaving everything owned to me.

 

 

 

Inserts a green hat