A bronze anvil falls on you for not knowing that coin isn't the only thing allowed. :roll:

 

 

 

Inserts a note saying "Well, duh!"

The 'well duh' writer of Drawn Together comes out and slaps you silly

 

 

 

inserts a better punch line penny

you get a better punchline

 

 

 

*nserts super duper coin and kicks the machine so it will give me double : *

It gives you double stupidity...Don't worry,I'm sure you'll fit in in rs

you didnt give it a coin so you ae given my stupidity

 

 

 

 

 

I put a gold coin in

you get crushed by all the other gold coins in the world owned by noobs.....

 

 

 

so not many then.

you dont do anything so the machine becomes a man eating robot that eats you and then makes mars a safe place to live for the next 30 seconds and everyone in the world runs from him except me, and thety all go to mars until its no longer safe to live so they all die the robot turns into a vending machine again and i am still alive!! :twisted: :twisted: 8-)

 

 

 

inserts the dog that tried to pee on my shoe

The dog get's teleported to the FBI offices so you get into trouble with the FBI.

 

 

 

*inserts a "Free ticket to jaail." since I don't know what a jaail is.*

You get teleported to jaail, which is like jail only with more screaming.

 

 

 

>inserts half a brick<

its too big for the slot and a hand drops it on your shoe you scream "momy" and every one laughs

 

 

 

I insert a penny

you get a coke

 

 

 

i insert a dollar

You Get EZLO

 

 

 

Inserts coin

yay! \

 

 

 

you get a playboy bunny

the playboy bunny chainsaw-kills you cas u didnt insert anything!!!

 

 

 

insert skillcape

Lies!!!You have no 99 skill,hence no skillcape.

 

 

 

Inserts Veltia,many times over

you get a veltia soda!

 

 

 

inserts a coin

You get a coke. And then a fat, ugly gun man aims a gun at you and says "Gimme your goddamn money." And shoots your mobile phone then says "I said gimme your goddamn money." Hah, how you gonna get out of this one? :twisted:

 

 

 

*inserts a map of Europe, with big X crossed on and a text that says "Europe SUCKS!!!!", and at the other site in the map is a map of the United States and a text that says "USA rules!!!!!"*

you get slapped

 

 

 

usa SUCKS [somthing smelly]

 

 

 

^made-up censor

 

 

 

 

 

europe is way beter. although not as good as canada then the usa

 

 

 

you get slapped again, and again then some one comes out of the machine and throws up on you.

 

 

 

 

 

i insert a messag saying that USA sucks! and canada rocks!

The vending machine kills you. Because it disagrees.

 

 

 

I ask an expert what the hell a USA-hating vending machine is doing in New York City.

 

 

 

*while I wait until the expert is available I insert coins in vending machine that ONLY gives coca cola.*

you get ONLY coca-cola

 

 

 

i insert blaziken, and kill him in the vending machine. then ship him to the uk.

And what did the expert say? Seriously.

 

 

 

Anyway, you are now in jail and I'm freed by some pirate that saved me.

 

 

 

*inserts a coin in a vending machine inside the pirate's boat.*

you get a note saying the USA sucks, and the priate kicks you off his boat 'cause he is europeian

 

 

 

*inserts a taco*

You are teleported into Mexico. Unless you speak Spanish, you have no idea that these mexicans are planing to kill you.

 

 

 

But his wife was American and is ashamed of him, and there is nothing the pirate fears more than his wife, so she threatens him to get me back on board. *inserts coins into the wife's vending machine.*

you get a note sayign you aa loser american.

 

 

 

inserts blue coin

You get sunk.

 

 

 

The wife get's angrier to the bad pirate as she knows that the pirate was putting this on me. The pirate says that he hates America, the wife orders a helicopter, with a pilot that's 100% American and would NEVER have any anti-US related thing.

 

 

 

*inserts coin to the vending machine in the helicopter.*