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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get nothing.

 

 

 

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rthe vending machine comes to life and crushes you

 

 

 

it then becomes normal

 

 

 

inserts laywers

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you get a life setence in jail (not a very good lawyer)

 

 

 

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the vending machine cant take geepee and brakes

 

 

 

*inserts coin the the 1 next to it*

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thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig

you get a elk!

 

 

 

inserts pie

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

 

 

 

You can't insert my head, dumb coins won't hurt me anyway. :roll:

 

 

 

The vending machine thinks it's poison so it falls on you.

 

 

 

*inserts a picture of an ugly boy, in 89% of the world's opinions.*

You get a picture of 89% of the world...and a cheeseburger shake

 

 

 

>insert 1/2 a coin<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

you get 1/4 of a coin back

 

 

 

*inserts the other 1/4 coin*

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

you get 1/8 of a coin

 

 

 

 

 

you get a nuke to be used to bomb the whole world!!!!

 

 

 

inserts a dollar hoping for a bomb shelter

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You get a Shelter full of bombs

 

 

 

>inserts the 80's<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

you get a crowd of 80's weird people mug you, and your rs account

 

 

 

inserts macdonals 99p cheeseburger

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get a deed to the mcdonalds down the street, as well as lawsuit from the vending machine company for filling their machine with cheeseburger

 

 

 

>Inserts Ancient Coinage<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get a rock

 

 

 

>Insert coin<

Luck be a Lady

You get a roll 8-)

 

 

 

>Inserts finger<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

YOU GET AN EGGROLL

 

 

 

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You get a bacon and egg roll

 

 

 

>inserts coin<

Luck be a Lady

you get a card that says "please insert coin and try again."

 

 

 

You get a note

 

Dear Life_mage12

The following message

will self destruct in

5 seconds

From,

The Vending Machine

 

 

 

>inserts coin<

Luck be a Lady

You get a note that says...

 

 

 

OMG! Look behind you! Its Elvis!!!

 

 

 

then it proceeds to spray anthrax at you before disappearing in a cloud of purple smoke

 

 

 

>Inserts nose :^o <

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

... you get a sore nose...

 

 

 

Inserts Clay....

Luck be a Lady

You get a clay gun.

 

 

 

*shoots boris5000, takes his clay gun and quickly puts money on the vending machine before the cops see me, and take a helicopter to Japan with whatever I will be holding.*

it stalks you and kills you with a bamboo stick before saying, " hey, dude, you left your coke!"

 

 

 

inserts villageidiotsx's nose

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get the rest of me!

 

 

 

>Inserts gazzys nose<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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