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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a bunch of feathers

 

 

 

>inserts feather<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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haha!" my blood no!!!!

 

 

 

gets a chicken

 

 

 

inserts poison

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The poison gets rejected and sprays all over you. Ha you're contaminated with poison.

 

 

 

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

You get a cheesy cap, that you must wear backwards...

 

 

 

>inserts bottle of coke<

Luck be a Lady

you get coke....this is too predictable....so actualy you get it back coz the machine couldnt understand what it is!

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

the coin fires back at you and u get a coin stuck in ur head.

 

 

 

inserts digivice

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You get a sudden urge to play runescape

 

 

 

>insertscoin< (place on coin swiper inside machine)

Luck be a Lady

Gets some blue lemons

 

 

 

Inserts blue lemon :D

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You get red lemonade

 

 

 

>inserts christmas cracker<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

you can a bucket

 

 

 

inserts a vending machine into the vending machine

dragonmghost,flava%20falcon.gif

support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

You get... a lawsuit from the vending machine company!

 

 

 

>inserts lawyer<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get a ridiculous powdered wig.

 

 

 

I insert some really cool vampric powers,which I retain.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

you get blood

 

 

 

*inserts 2 vending machines into the vending machine*

dragonmghost,flava%20falcon.gif

support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

you get a triple power vending machine so u need to insert 3 items.

 

 

 

Insert milk, Insert Garlic, Insert Chains.

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You get an undead dominatrix vampire who's a lacto-vegetarian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã1*

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

you get half ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâã

 

 

 

*inserts a keyboard*

dragonmghost,flava%20falcon.gif

support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

It won't fit. So no reward for you.

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, you can give youself a cookie instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts 2p*

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

you get 2p

 

 

 

*inserts a mini keyboard that fits*

dragonmghost,flava%20falcon.gif

support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

You get tiny and are in a fat guy's room. He tries to hit you while you jump from a bottom to bottom.

 

 

 

*inserts a DVD that's nothing but 75 hours of the same guy bleeding in a very very VERY slow motion.*

You get sucked in, and end up next to a Chinese pirate DVD seller in Harrow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts psychiatrist for Blaziken*

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

No you aren't, because he drives in his car away before you get the chance.

 

 

 

*I run to a vending machine inserts note that says, "What the hell is going on? How the hell did I get here?"*

Before you sucessfully inserted the paper, a note comes out that says 'Now, why would you do that?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Bath Caviar*

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

doesnt fit...no reward :twisted:

 

 

 

*tries to get inside the vending machine (and succeeds)*

dragonmghost,flava%20falcon.gif

support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

.signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If

I pull you out by your nosehairs, with tweezers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts something that will definately fit*

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

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