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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get snort.

 

 

 

>Inserts a Socialistic Revolt<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

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You get communism

 

 

 

>inserts elephant<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

*fat arse elephant crushes machine*

 

*rebuilds*

 

 

 

inserts tapemeasure

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You get the metric system. Thank you, come again.

 

 

 

*Inserts an empty ink cartrige*

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get's 3dollars(it's recycled for 3 bucks)

 

 

 

inserts a M&M

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

You get skittles

 

 

 

>inserts left foot<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get communism

 

Hurray :D

 

 

 

You get a right foot

 

 

 

>Insert Communism<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You get the soviet union, or rather, soviet russia gets YOU!

 

 

 

>inserts soviet union<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get arrested by the FBI for "terroristic behavior"(aka, freedom of speech)

 

 

 

>inserts :evil: <

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get a coke, magical coca cola that makes your anger unstoppable.

 

 

 

Inserts a note saying "How exactly is a picture of a man bleeding a speech?"

You get a George W. Bush Band-Aid! You've seen Spongbob Band-Aids, you've seen Sports themed bandages, now get ready for Bush- The Band Aid! Comes in 3 different designs- George W, White House, and Question Mark! Great for the kiddies!

 

 

 

*Inserts hunk of concrete*

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You get a heap of coal for asuming I'm a big fan of SpongeBob which I'm not. I like it, but not actually a fan of it.

 

 

 

*inserts a picture of Peter Griffin sleeping.*

You get a CD playing noises of fat men sleeping. (And how did I assume you liked Spongebob? I'm not a huge fan either...)

 

 

 

*Inserts tortoise*

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gets a teenage mutant ninja turtle!

 

 

 

inserts shell power!

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

You get the power of shell gas stations!

 

 

 

>inserts :idea: lightbulb :idea: <

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get the power of shell gas stations!

 

 

 

>inserts :idea: lightbulb :idea: <

 

 

 

The light goes out and you gets lost. :XD:

 

 

 

>Inserts Soviet Russia<

 

In Soviet Russia, Veltia inserts YOU!!

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

In soviet russia, vending machine gives you YOU!

 

 

 

>inserts a brick wall :wall: <

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

you get lots of :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

x1000000000000

 

 

 

inserts :thumbsup:

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get a wooden shield and a bronze axe

 

 

 

>inserts :cry: <

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

u get a rubber ducky!

 

 

 

*inserts coin* hears a lot of clunking...* :?:

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There's no such thing as "wireless." Just really long extension cords.

You get an orchestra!

 

 

 

You got your wall-banging sounds

 

:wall: :wall:

 

 

 

Violins

 

:boohoo: :boohoo:

 

 

 

Harmonicas

 

:ohnoes: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Clappers

 

=D> =D>

 

 

 

...and finally, whistler!

 

:-w

 

 

 

>inserts the guy who the orchestra wouldn't let whistle :-# <

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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