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The Vending Machine Game!

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you get back 1000000000000000000000000000000x full dragon

 

the machine must be broke

 

 

 

i insret * google *

 

google alwais find something

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You get Yahoo!

 

 

 

Inserts more Veltia

 

In Soviet Russia,Veltia inserts you!

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

you get solvet russia!

 

 

 

or, solvet russia gets you!

 

 

 

inserts shoe

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get a free ticket to mcneilp.

 

 

 

Inserts Veltia into Veltia...(This is fun)

 

 

 

In Soviet Russia Veltia inserts himself!

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You don't realize that you ARE in soviet russia.

 

 

 

In soviet Russia the vending machine inserts coin into YOU.

 

 

 

So you are about to throw up your coin. :twisted:

 

 

 

*inserts a toyota found from the junkyard. While I'm in NYC, USA.*

You get this smile :uhh: (The whole experience of riding through a vending machine has been very traumatic for Mr. Green, causing him to turn a nasty shade of blue, in addition to loosing his naturally happy disopsition.

 

 

 

*inserts a picture frame*

souryw6.png

You get a picture of a bloodsucker. At night it gets to life, you try to wake up just to find out it isn't a dream, it really is a bloodsucker. And it does its job. :twisted:

 

 

 

*inserts sour_tacos' bloodless body after he's being blood sucked.*

you get...

 

[hide=your prize] NOTHING,Because there is no stock left[/hide]

 

 

 

Restocked,

 

 

 

>inserts a coin<

Luck be a Lady

you get a security dungeon rule book

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

Quote

 

Quote

Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

The machine gets sick, and starts coughing up orange juice

 

 

 

>inserts lemon<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get lemonade.

 

 

 

Come on,machine I give you Veltia!

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You try, but you are out of luck, because that's just a normal vending machine, non magical. You try to fit Veltia but can't. But a guy near you asks, "What the hell are you doing man?"

 

 

 

Inserts a note saying "Damn you all!"

You get a note that say's "Your wish is granted, All has been damned, and All, i mean the laundry detergent."

 

 

 

>inserts TheBlazikenMaster<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get Veltia

 

 

 

Insert Veltia

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Slovet russia gets you!!!

 

 

 

inserts blue cheese

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you get a sick toy mouse...

 

 

 

*inset coin*

runeminermb1.gif

^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^

jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.

i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined

you get all stuff people had inserted before.

 

 

 

inserts a rock

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refresh to see another sig

F2p forever

yo get some nice hard rock cookies

 

 

 

*inserts a knife*

shadowsigzeddude-1.jpg

The knife get's to life and bleeds you to death. :twisted:

 

 

 

*fills a jar with some of zeddude dead blood.*

 

 

 

*inserts the jar.*

you get zeddude eating you.

 

 

 

inserts poisened cakes

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

the machine turns green and spits something slimy :-X

 

 

 

insert a pillow

natasa777.jpegavatar175ed1.gif

refresh to see another sig

F2p forever

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