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The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a hug :thumbsup:

 

 

 

What the hell are you talking about? I NEVER hug anyone.

 

 

 

Oh no you don't, because someone with a machine gun shoots it before you get the chance.

 

 

 

*inserts a photograph of Abraham Linceln and a text near it that says "Gimme a color photograph goddamn it."*

You get a Black and hite photo of abe lincon choping down a cherry tree

YOU GET NOUT CAS U SAID NOUT!!

 

 

 

inserts cherries that start singing"if you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of meeeeee...."

 

 

 

:-w

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You recive a really ugly girl-friend who won't dump you and constantly screams into your ear: "if you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of meeeeee...."

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You get a coke, then a man shoots your coke.

 

 

 

*Inserts a note saying, "Is Veltia pissed off because his coke was shot?"*

 

 

 

You recives a note saying:

 

"Nope... the man was George W. Bush and is now in prison! So Veltia is happy!"

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you get a computer virus

 

 

 

*inserts 2 coins*

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

You get 2 computer viruses!

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You get the biggest computer virus ever. :twisted:

 

 

 

*inserts a magical coin that has that magical power that I could NEVER get computer viruses.*

You recive the spanish flu which kills you in less than 24 hours... and no cure was ever found to the spanish flu!

 

 

 

>Inserts coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You get the keys to a box that contains...another coin!

 

 

 

>inserts coin<

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You get to coins that shoot through your head.

 

 

 

 

 

How the hell does it fit...Ugh. nevermind. His head is mistaken for a coin and you recieve a plaque for being able to insert a head into a vending machine.

you get an arm

 

 

 

inserts 1 geepee

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you get your geepe back.

 

 

 

inserts turtle

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you get an avatar...

 

 

 

>inserts coin<

Luck be a Lady

You get a IOU for a soda

 

 

 

>inserts $5<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

you get a notice stating when golden sun III comes out, god i hope its soon :pray:

 

 

 

*inserts IOU for 1 coin*

Quote

 

Quote

Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

You get NOTHING, because IOU's are not accepted.

 

 

 

Inserts a coin, instead of a body part or weapon (Which people are fond of inserting)

you get a gun and a nose to insert later

 

 

 

>inserts a nose-gun<

vilnn2.png

 

Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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