You get a headache

 

 

 

You get pwnt!!!

 

 

 

Inserts veltia again

you get a from a squid

 

 

 

puts in ma coin!

you get a cookie

 

 

 

You get a Philly cheese steak sub

 

 

 

You get an angry danish farmer yelling "IT WAS MY COW!!!"

 

 

 

>Insert KAH-BAA-GEE<

you get a coin.

 

 

 

>insert coin<

You get a skill cape but you don't have the level to wear it!

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

you get sushi but then a sumo comes out :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts my kewl coin

you get sushi but then a sumo comes out :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts my kewl coin

 

 

 

You get a kewl problem...

 

 

 

>Inserts coin<

You get a coke, then a random gun man comes out of nowhere and says "Gimme that. Now, now I tell you. Or else I will shoot you with my gun." Between my and gun he uses another word, but since it isn't accepted on these forums I can't say what he is exactly gonna say.

 

 

 

*inserts a note asking what Veltia will do next.*

you get a note saving; insert a coin bozo!

 

 

 

i insert a coin

You get a note saying:make me bozo

 

 

 

Inserts One billion trillion fafillion gagillion shobalubdu million...illion yillion...yen bozo

You get a note saying:make me bozo

 

 

 

Inserts One billion trillion fafillion gagillion shobalubdu million...illion yillion...yen bozo

 

 

 

You get One billion trillion fafillion gagillion shobalubdu million...illion yillion...notes saying: "Just explain me, what does bozo means?"

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

You get the note I inserted earlier.

 

 

 

*inserts a stolen carkey.*

you get all my underwear.

 

 

 

inserts hahaha you thought it would be another number, but nooo i fooled you! muhahaha! beat that you noob! lets all go find blue_eggz and beat him up! haahha i foo000oled you! its not a number! hahahaha! coin.

You get dude that wasn't funny... besides my name is not Bluez_egg! You better stop those not funny jokes before Internet's Exploding and Macrohard sends you a bill on fivethausandsbillion good swissfranks CASSIE!!! nothing, and you gets so angry that you kick the machine resulting in it tipping and landing on you crushing every bone in your body!

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

You get nothing. But a woman nearby tells you, "The machine is out of order, moron. Can't you read?"

 

 

 

*inserts Veltia's anger after he's been insulted.*

My anger doesn't exist in a situation like that because the poor woman didn't break the law. Either I wouldn't be insulted by someone calling me such fantasyless stuff as "moron". Be creative with words like "Eskimo brick [bleep]!" or "[wagon] square root!".

 

 

 

*walks over to a machine that works*

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

A glove punches you away for not being aware of the censors of these forums.

 

 

 

*inserts a shadow coin.*

You recives a shadow note:

 

To: "TheBlazikenMaster

From: "Veltia"

Subject: Censors

Hey TheBlazikenMaster.

I've got a question for you:

"Like who cares about Cencors?"

Regards Veltia

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

A condom pops out lolz :XD:

 

 

 

>inserts coin<

A condom pops out lolz :XD:

 

 

 

You recives a note from Veltia:

 

 

 

To: "Boris5000"

From: "Veltia" 

Subject: Thanks

Hey Boris5000. 

Hey, thank you, I acctually needed that  :

Regards

Veltia 

 

 

 

>Inserts coin<

A demon comes out of the machine and says "Ah bah bah. Yo is urgly." and you ask him "What the hell are you saying?"

 

 

 

*records what Veltia says and insert the recorder with that data.*

For not inserting a coin kids light a bag of dog stuff at your door on fire and you step on to put it out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a 100% bronze coin