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The Vending Machine Game!

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The Vending machine does not recognize this "humour." Thinking that "humour" is a disease, the Vending machine spits it back on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts 1 yen*

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The Vending machine does not recognize this "humour." Thinking that "humour" is a disease, the Vending machine spits it back on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts 1 yen*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Machine spits out the yen since it was The One Yen TO RULE THEM ALL!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts Google<

 

 

 

Hoping the machine is not made in China since Google is banned in China.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you fool! it was made in china! you broke the machine. ive got to fix it now, it may take a while.................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you fool! it was made in china! you broke the machine. ive got to fix it now, it may take a while.................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You recive nada since the machine was Chinese so it only accepts Chinese coins and not a 2pence!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts Elgoog<

 

 

 

!anihC ni dennab ton si hcihW

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

!gnihton teg uoY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

!gnihton teg uoY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You gets another note right back saying: "O rly?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts *insert disgusting word here*<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you get a piece of paper with a hands midle finger up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you get a piece of paper with a hands midle finger up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a note saying: !!,!;

 

 

 

(It's my anti-*f-word* thing)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts Russia<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you get a noe saying......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in russia, post posts you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You get a muffin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A muffin with 18 kilotons of pure plutonium in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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the muffin weighs down the earth n the machine us broken..an army of cin eating pop machines come after everyone and the worlds thurst is cured till the massicare us all!!! * inserts 5 billion coins!!! *

you ge crushed by a ton of coke cans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps this thread is getting violent, kool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

you ge crushed by a ton of coke cans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps this thread is getting violent, kool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you drown in a pool of pepsi's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

coin inserted!

 

you ge crushed by a ton of coke cans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps this thread is getting violent, kool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you drown in a pool of pepsi's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

coin inserted!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get some coke but since it's a drug (Cocaine) the police arrests you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts Anachy<

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you get a life time supply of dictator school !!!

 

 

 

inserts a dollor in a coin slot so other people can't put coins in anymore :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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" cat appears and takes you away to a far away island offers you a coke with death in it, you later are eaten and was never seen again but to the joy of runescape that just means 1 less person to deal with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* inserts pity *

The coin is checked by the machine,which has been scammed a lot(like botters),the coin is found unacceptable and throw painfully at your head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

you get a life time supply of dictator school !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Accutually Anachy is the exact opposite - Freedom, there will be abselutely no ruler and therefore people are free to do what ever they want, but they tends to break into civil war because there is no government to keep peace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--- B2T ---

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since electricity is leaded by water you get an electric shock and dies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Gets away from machine (It's still dangerous). Goes to another machine*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts coin<

 

 

 

*runs away*

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

A man runs after you and says "HEY, YOU FORGOT YOUR SODA!!!!!!!!!" and even follows you by a car.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts magical coin that will make the machine evil, and teleports to Japan (whilst I'm in NYC)*

You get slaped in the face and get a note asking "How the hell can a guy get into abyss in a game if the vending machine is CLEARLY in real life?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a similar note*

You get an invitation to Tz-Tok_Jads birthday party. (Inserts coin)

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

You get a heavier slap than mitsubishi64 did for not answering the question on the note.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts the same note.*

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