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The Vending Machine Game!

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You get very bloody hands and a CIA agent called Smith believed you have killed someone so he arrests you!

 

 

 

>Insert Coin< (back to reality)

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Well congratulations on wasting a dime.

 

 

 

Inserts a note saying "I live in Singapore,not America."Along with Apollo's chariot(in hope that it will be returned to him)

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

"I live in Singapore,not America."Along with Apollo's chariot(in hope that it will be returned to him)

 

 

 

You get a note saying:

 

"Dear Dragoonson.

 

I've recived your note and is writing to you because I would like to point out that Singapore is proberly further away from Scandinavia than America which makes me even more puzzeled how you know anything about Thor, Odin, Freja and all those old gods from the acient nordic beliefs. Ofcouse it could be as TheBlazikenMaster said that you too uses Wikipedia. But I'm just wondering.

 

Yours Sincerly

 

-Veltia"

 

 

 

Besides Apollo turns up and says thank you for returning my Chariot, now I will bring you to heaven were you will stay for ever and ever!

 

 

 

*Veltia remains in total awe... :shock: *

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You hear a voice in your ear saying "I do use Wikipedia,but I haven't looked up gods besides Hinduism.Two things,I watched Son of the mask(but then again,I knew before)and read a lot of legend books...Book nerd!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts an exclaimation mark(!)

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You get a question mark "?"!

 

 

 

>Inserts a copy of "Erik MenskesÃÆÃâÃâøn"<

 

It's a book about acient nordic mythology

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

you got a paper telling you how the world began.

 

 

 

>Inserts 2 coins<

well then, I guess you neve4r saw someone with no life

...And one is rejected

 

 

 

Inserts...Athena,for not looking after Greece

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You get a problem because Athena dumbs you.

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Duh?

 

 

 

Inserts Xerxes' body,and jumps in as well,to see what is inside(do we get a send-off party like in that coke ad?)

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

I dunno if this have been send in Singapore or America or any other place in the world, but I've seen it here in Switzerland and back in Denmark:

 

 

 

You roll down the hill side which looks like the Swiss alps, you get grapped by the neck by some machine and stuff you into a coke bottle. Before you are shot away some akward monsters kisses you and you are slingshooted away. You land in a snowy area were a snow man is blended right beside you and all the snow ends on you. You are pushed down a cliff and ends in a parade area were a lot of robots will be dancing before you get out of the machine.

 

 

 

*Takes Coke and opens it*

 

*Pours out Dragoonson*^

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Get's a thank you and a confirmation of your story.

 

 

 

Inserts funny looking guy with a nose!!!(Hax,scapers dont have noses)

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Get's a thank you and a confirmation of your story.

 

 

 

Inserts funny looking guy with a nose!!!(Hax,scapers dont have noses)

 

 

 

You get a coke bottle with the guy inside it :thumbsup: Whoohoo \'

 

 

 

>Inserts Coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You get a pack of pampers.

 

 

 

inserts cheese

gazzy.jpg

Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You lose your pampers in it.

 

 

 

Inserts whats left of that coke I bought earlier

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

The machine shoots you with a lazer.

 

 

 

I'll put in a :shame:

tifsbti6oi.gif

The Machine Shoots you too!

 

 

 

*Grabs mobilephone/cellphone to call technician to repair the machine*

 

 

 

>Inserts coin in repaired machine<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

There seems to be another bug...the coin is stuck.

 

 

 

Inserts self to un-jam coin

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You roll down the hill side which looks like the Swiss alps, you get grapped by the neck by some machine and stuff you into a coke bottle. Before you are shot away some akward monsters kisses you and you are slingshooted away. You land in a snowy area were a snow man is blended right beside you and all the snow ends on you. You are pushed down a cliff and ends in a parade area were a lot of robots will be dancing before you get out of the machine.

 

 

 

When do you learn not to get stuck in machine! Observe a master at work

 

 

 

>Inserts Myself<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You roll down the hill side which looks like the Swiss alps, you get grapped by the neck by some machine and stuff you into a coke bottle. Before you are shot away some akward monsters kisses you and you are slingshooted away. You land in a snowy area were a snow man is blended right beside you and all the snow ends on you. You are pushed down a cliff and ends in a parade area were a lot of robots will be dancing before you get out of the machine.

 

 

 

When do you learn not to get stuck in machine! Observe a master at work

 

 

 

 

Inserts a clone(Unfortunately,I named him Mini-me)

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You roll down the hill side which looks like the Swiss alps, you get grapped by the neck by some machine and stuff you into a coke bottle. Before you are shot away some akward monsters kisses you and you are slingshooted away. You land in a snowy area were a snow man is blended right beside you and all the snow ends on you. You are pushed down a cliff and ends in a parade area were a lot of robots will be dancing before you get out of the machine.

 

 

 

When do you learn not to get stuck in machine! Observe a master at work

 

 

 

 

Inserts a clone(Unfortunately,I named him Mini-me)

 

 

 

He comes out in a coke bottle as well!

 

 

 

>Inserts coke bottle that I'm in<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You come out wrapped in 2 bottles...

 

 

 

Inserts Veltia

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

You come out wrapped in 2 bottles...

 

 

 

Inserts Veltia

 

 

 

You recives me in 3 bottles and a note:

 

"LET ME GET OUT OF THESE BOTTLES PLEASE!"

 

 

 

Can't insert anything!

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

You get a candy bar -.-

 

 

 

*breaks out of bottles*

 

 

 

>Inserts coin<

460wk.jpg

In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

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