You get a golden abyssal whip.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a golden abyssal whip.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a giant cracked up obesed smelly hideous man eating squirrel comes and bites you yelling gnahgnahgnahgnahgnahgnah~!~!~!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i relly dont know wat manga is.....

 

 

 

the machine sits on you and you beg for mercy until the machines farts and kills you with the fumes.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

A monster comes out of nowhere and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*get's a hammer and a lot of nails.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Uses them to stick the vending machine FASTER on the ground.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Uses fifteen cents.*

You get a hammer, and you knock yourself out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the machine melts the silver into a bullet and shoots you in the face

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

You get an emo cookie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get my butt on the other side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a flux capacitor.

You get my butt on the other side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a flux capacitor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the machine does nothing... :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Given that this vending machine appears to contain absolutely EVERYTHING, including a good arse-kicking, I'll assume the machine is God, as in order to contain or be able to create anything, something must be omnipotent. Thus, by inserting a coin into God, you get your coin back, as God has no use for coins. You then receive a holy message from this disguised diety, and go live in a monastery under a strict value of silence for 7 years. Then you come back to Tip.It, under the username "4738_Carlin", trying to enlighten us poor forum members as to the true Way of God - with ur hoorible speling and inablity to use the shift kee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I, however, do NOT insert a coin, but sacrifice a lamb in front of the machine and kneel.

TimeStopper, I'm not stupid enough to hurt myself. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lamb's mom comes out of nowhere and eats your trouses.(spelling?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I insert a piece of paper that are evidence that I'm not idiotic enough to knock myself out.

the machine give you back the paper ans you hit your self in the head not knowing that there was a lead ball in the piece of crumpled paper and you knock yourself out.

 

 

 

*inserts coin*

You get a coca-cola.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a note asking how people that aren't idiots can knock themself out.*

You get a coca-cola.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a note asking how people that aren't idiots can knock themself out.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get another note, but the machine is made in People Republic of China so it's in Chinese!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts coin<

The vending machine falls on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Get's an expert to let me translate the note, but the deal is to put money into his vending machine, so I do.*

The vending machine falls on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Get's an expert to let me translate the note, but the deal is to put money into his vending machine, so I do.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You put cash into the machine... suddenly the machine opens and a naked man jumps out and locks you into the machine!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts food<

 

 

 

Well, I don't want TheBlazikenMaster to starve!

Just tell me what the note said once I got it translated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Security guard shoots you so you run outta the place for throwing food at the machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts the note with the chinese text into a auto-translating machine that NEVER does anything else than translating, but is also a vending machine.

Just tell me what the note said once I got it translated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Security guard shoots you so you run outta the place for throwing food at the machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts the note with the chinese text into a auto-translating machine that NEVER does anything else than translating, but is also a vending machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You inserts the note and out comes:

 

 

 

ÃÆæÃâ¹Ã¢â¬Â Ã¢ââ¬ÃÅÃÆæÃâ¦Ã ÃâñÃÆæÃâíâââ¬Ã°, ÃÆæÃâ¹Ã¢â¬Â Ã¢ââ¬ÃÅÃÆäÃâøÃâÃ

A stone crushes you for not realizing Google Translator is better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a coin that says "You suck big fat .....the word is censored due to the fact it would be censored on these forums anyway, but below is a version more accepted for these forums."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You suck big fat butt."

A stone crushes you for not realizing Google Translator is better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Inserts a coin that says "You suck big fat .....the word is censored due to the fact it would be censored on these forums anyway, but below is a version more accepted for these forums."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You suck big fat butt."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a note that says "Same to j00!" and a big fat ugly, yet naked man jumps out of the machine and drags you in to force you to...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>Inserts a note saying: "Why do I keep playing stupid forum games?"<

You get a note telling you "You get no answer until tell Blaziken how he could knock himself out if he is not an idiot?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*puts that note into the vending machine.

You get a note telling you "You get no answer until tell Blaziken how he could knock himself out if he is not an idiot?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*puts that note into the vending machine.[/quote

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I read the new note* and write a reply which i puts in:

 

 

 

"I dunno 'coz I don't think you are an idiot!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>puts in the new note<

"Could you guys then STOP saying that "you knocked yourself out" in responde to Blaziken?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inserts a magical coin that explodes inside the machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then frame it on one of the boss's best assistant and get him fired. :twisted:

You insert the coin and. . . and . . . nothing comes out. you start screaming like a two year old :x and yelling at the machine :x then you start beating the machine while cursing and then the cops come, pull you off the machine, throw you in the car and you look outside and. . . the bag of chips you wanted come out.

You forget to insert a coin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And how does this have ANYTHING to do with what I did in my last post? :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Insert a coin that says "Stupid moron"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never wanted chips, I was trying to explode the machine.